
The Top Three questions of the month were asked together on the boat today:
1 - This bloke jumps in for the dive. He comes up, turns towards the boat and yells: - Which way?Everybody on board yelled back in one voice: - Down! 
2 - The same bloke, or his brother, after the dive, asks:
- Do you guys ever have emergencies on the boat? (Classified in the official log as Boring Regular Question number 12b).
So without flinching, I answered: - Yeah, a couple of weeks ago, we ran out of paper cups. The guy took a moment to diggest that and then said:
3 - Oh, it’s just that I wonder if you ever get stupid people do stupid things. I swear. And he was dead serious, or it would have been one keen sense of repartee...
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Date of comment: 2005-01-20 19:10 • Replyof his wife in such a tragic way