Entries from February 2005

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Mar 6
   Vintage! This is a random post. The year was 2006...

Before I trigger an avalanche of bemused comments, yes, I’ve changed the blog’s title. And no, I haven’t gone – completely – insane. I wanted something that would sound odd and yet compelling. So I used two of my favorite words, twisted them a little and… Voilà!

Ok, here’s the rationale behind it:

  • Anachronism: a person or a thing that is chronologically out of place (me).
  • Coriolis effect: the apparent deflection of a moving object that is a result of the earth’s rotation (to the right in the northern hemisphere and to the left in the southern hemisphere, as we all know).
  • Synthesis: a person that is chronologically out of place and apparently deflected off an initial trajectory. Or by extension, any blog entry posted by said person and thus exhibiting the same inherent characteristics.

Note: the Coriolis effect, as theories of Quantum physics do, supposes the presence of an observer. It is not an actual force and the object itself never deviates from its path through space. But the observer is standing on earth and gets fooled by the planet’s rotation. In other words, observers arrive with their own baggage and introduce their own flaw in the equation by believing what they see.

Blog readers ye be warned! All who wander are not lost. All who seem to deviate do not.

 

2006-03-06 14:54 • Posted in Schtroumpfissime: 2 Comments » Toggle display  Reply
We now go back to current chronological entries:
Feb 18

)arrow Located to the left is the new Visitors Geographical Localization World Map powered by Geoloc. Sadly, the Cayman Islands being nothing more than a spec of rock in the middle of a lot of water, the map sometimes shows me as being somewhere in the US. But it should work fine with all of you users from real countries... Green dots represent currently logged in visitors (or who have been here in the last 5 minutes) and red dots are a log of past visitors, updated once every 24 hours.

I invite you to leave a comment if the map seems to show your location accurately, or to complain that it does not... ;-)

2009 Update: The Geoloc widget has since been replaced with ClustrMaps, shown on the right.

 

2005-02-18 14:04 • Posted in Bits and pieces: 6 Comments » Toggle display  Reply
Feb 17
)arrow I was recently reading a book when suddenly, hidden in the middle of a chapter, I recognized... Myself.

)oquote This would be me, I realized, if I remained in Kiribati any longer, a dissolute man untethered from his own land, a foreigner who has adapted to the queer realities of island life, but a foreigner always, disconnected from the world beyond the reef, and possibly from his own mind. )cquote

That’s a quote from « The Sex Lives of Cannibals » by J. Marteen Troost, an excellent story about life on an island, set in the Pacific but so completely pertinent here on Little Cayman. It’s a modern version of the classic « Don’t Stop the Carnival » and I strongly recommend it to anybody still nursing illusions about the island myth...
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2005-02-17 15:52 • Posted in Quotes: 1 Comment » Toggle display  Reply
Feb 16

)arrow It looks as if the prison gates will open up for me at the end of March or the beginning of April. I have done my time, and so the time has come to move on once more, aiming for mountains and a change of scenery...

I long for fresh high altitude air, for the sound of cowbells, for a smoking cup of coffee on a chilly morning. I miss looking up to find my horizon instead of low. I can’t wait to be driving (with both my feet!) along a sinuous narrow road. I deeply, almost desperately need to be flying under my paraglider’s canopy, high in the sky, reading invisible air patterns and looking down at the world.

And yes, I will miss dearly everything I had grown so used to about the island life. Once my roots have been pulled out of the sand, no more walking barefoot, no more diving, no more laziness, no more tropical sun.

I’ll miss, surprisingly, the local beach bar nightly gatherings, where two dozens brothers and sisters exchange daily local gossip in an ever forgiving, optimistic way, while complaining bitterly about the small miseries of our golden prison.

As Nicolas Peyrac once sang it, « Je pars ».

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2005-02-16 14:54 • Posted in On the road: 1 Comment » Toggle display  Reply
Feb 11

)arrow I’ve felt it before. It comes out of nowhere and wants to take you back there. At times it makes you sweat, but then it chills you to the bones. No way to sail along with it for it is unpredictable and gusty.

But it carries many new scents and the perfume of unknown lands fills the air, speaking of faraway places and undiscovered treasures. It makes your feet itch and your eyes sweep the horizon.

It’s then a matter of timing, I guess. The one gust will come that has the potential to carry you away. Like in strong waves on a beach, the secret is to not fight it. But why, if I know this so well, I am still worried to miss my wave?

 

2005-02-11 04:02 • Posted in Schtroumpfissime: 2 Comments » Toggle display  Reply
Feb 8
)arrow )It comes just before dawn, so long after the light once disappeared, it seems as if darkness will never end. The air is cold and brisk and hard. My eyes are unseeing and I walk like a blind man, arms extended, probing the night. Tiny obstacles make me stumble and often manage to throw me to the ground. I fumble and hesitate. Sleep is elusive or agitated. Dreams get populated with monsters and my heart weakens.
Where do I seek the light?
What if sunrise never came?
It’s the darkest hour.)cquote

 

2005-02-08 14:39 • Posted in Schtroumpfissime: 1 Comment » Toggle display  Reply
Feb 2
)arrow 1:00 am. I’ve just put the final temporary touch to the new site header. It’s still being adjusted here and there but I’m rather pleased with the way it looks so far. The logo will eventually be changed into its final form. The guestbook is also wearing its new skin, check it out!

 

2005-02-02 21:58 • Posted in Bits and pieces: 1 Comment » Toggle display  Reply
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