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Entries from July 2007

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That day, again, it was a short drive inland to the Kersefontein farm, where we had booked a night. The farm came highly recommended and had been  upgraded into a hospitality establishment by owner J., an member in good standing of the Cape Aristocracy who had been reported to be the star of the show.

We arrived early and, unannounced, were greeted in the courtyard by another guest, a friendly German who explained that our host had gone to town and would be back in a while. The staff weren’t sure which one our room was going to be, so famished, we settled for a picnic off the back of the Landcruiser, right in the middle of the place.

It was a pretty farm. The buildings were old and very Cape Dutch, arranged in a long alley framed by tall eucalyptus and surrounded by open fields. The main house, the size of a small castle, faced away from the alley and was theatrically enhanced by a neatly trimmed lawn and plane trees.

We unpacked our food box and opened the fridge briefly for some cheese and wine. Soon, we were joined by a couple of cats that obviously had long rehearsed their friendly act and began rubbing against our legs, tails entwined, eyes  begging and cuteness set to maximum.

But another strange farm character arrived soon thereafter and claimed our attention. It was a sheep. Its wool was long, incredibly dirty and smelled awful but the animal was obviously tame and accustomed to human presence. It immediately showed interest in our food and when nothing was given, it began some rubbing of its own, except the purpose was scratching an itch and the instrument, our car.

By then the German guy had come back to chat and we  jokingly commented on the sheep’s buffing of the dirty Landcruiser. Secretly, I was having a hard time not chasing it away with my foot up its buttocks.

Eventually, a car arrived and we figured our host had shown up. He indeed walk over to us after having a chat with some of his staff, glanced disapprovingly at our picnic setup and said: « And who do we have here? » I thought it was a strange sentence and labeled him as different, but cut him some slack. We introduced ourselves and I notice that Marie, who is usually outspoken and friendly, was staying strangely reserved and quiet. The guy did most of the talking. He showed us our room but spent too much time going on and on about his flying over the Namib Desert. He was a pilot. My slack probably cam from that knowledge.

He invited us to join every one at the bar at 7:00 pm and left, somehow managing to make it all look story-like, and he was the center of it. I half expected to show up at the bar and be surrounded by hunters  speaking about their kills as would have been the case in, say, Congo 50 years ago. There was an subdued smell of snobbishness in the air. Or maybe it was elitism, or even racism. But it didn’t smell good. As guests, however, we seemed to stand on the right side of things. For now.

We took a walk to a small graveyard nearby and I had a chance to inspect the owner’s the Cessna that was parked by a dirt airstrip. The plane didn’t  impress me. It was dirty and seemed poorly maintained. Then we dressed up for dinner, to some extend, and headed for the bar. It occupied one of the many individual buildings of the farm, probably an old barn or stables of some kind. The walls were covered with aviation memorabilia, most of it old and military. We were among the first to arrive and being asked what we would drink, we decided for Greygoose Martinis.

J. didn’t really know how to mix them and seemed to improvise with much help from the assistance. They turned out poorly. Marie, intrigued by the decor, asked him what the link was between him and military flying. « I was a lawyer in the Air Force, » he answered bluntly, his tone putting an abrupt end to the subject, on the edge of rudeness.

More guests arrived and were introduced  to each other. My initial feeling of being suddenly thrown into a movie increased tenfold. The manners, the accents, the tones, the attitudes were all there. Too much pride. A touch of disdain. Carefully crafted attitudes. Polite but absentminded ears. Predominance of the word « I ». And very, very well hidden racial subtleties.

The sheep was given beer from the bottle by a young indefinite of J.’s entourage. A mysterious triangle had emerged between 3 males and left a pregnant woman aside. I was hoping my frowning was only inner-based.

We moved on to the main house for dinner. A long table had been set in a richly decorated room and everyone was attributed a seat upon arrival in an order that had obviously been pre-arranged and confirmed bizarre rules  while strengthening the triangle. There was a silent order casting its shroud at that table, the ruling of a class we no longer belonged to.

The conversation, like that of any dinner, began its roller-coaster around the table, never failing to return to the one end where sat our host like a king on his throne. He spoke a lot, always of himself or of things he knew best, and pushed the art of interruption to a masterful level. I could feel Marie’s blood pressure rise as she fought to avoid voicing out her opinions too icily when the topic became edgy, and it often did. I also noticed with great annoyance that his colored kitchen staff were serving us without really ever looking at us, but constantly glancing towards their master. The expression on their face wasn’t very hard to place: they seemed afraid.

J.’s table might have been long, old and fancy, its food was nothing to write home about. In fact to this day, I have no recollection whatsoever of what we ate. Later, we were led to the adjacent living room and offered coffee. I must admit that the furniture was superb. There was enough in this house to create an impressive museum. J. obviously took major pride in this and he spoke at great length of the origin of this and that, but my attention span had began to fade seriously, and more worryingly, my stomach was rapidly getting quite upset.

Bats were flying over our heads and people were instinctively hunching down on their sofas and chairs, which seemed to amuse our host a great deal. My head began to spin and cold sweat washed over me like an arctic tide. The thought of throwing up in publi c became too much and while Marie was withstanding the affected verbal assaults of a ridiculous little man, I suddenly stood up and left the room unsteadily, involuntarily banging the door behind me in my rush. I had planned to stop at the nearby washroom but found my way out of long hallways decorated with old paintings and headed to our room where I collapsed.

I’ll spare you the details. It was a painful night, and the morning only saw me feeling worse. The thought of having to get on the road and drive back to Cape Town was a horrible ordeal and I doubted even having the strength to get up. My stomach was terribly upset, I was dizzy and probably had quite a fever judging by the waves of cold and warm that got me to pull up the blanket  and then throw it away repeatedly.

Marie was so worried that she got me an appointment with a doctor in cape Town. We were only an hour or two away. I wondered through my nausea if I had eaten something bad or this was just a bug, or maybe some tropical disease finally catching me off guard.

But against all odds, by 10:00 am or so, I was feeling a little better and we got under way. There would be no driving for me, but we still decided to stop briefly in Langebaan to see the stunning turquoise waters. We made Constantia in early afternoon and I spent my last energy  helping Marie unload the Landcruiser, while the corgis danced around us in pure ecstasy. When we were done and boxes and bags had been piled up inside the house, I excused myself and collapsed again on my bed, empty.

This was not the triumphant return I had envisioned. There would, of course, be lots of time for stories and slideshows. There would be many lively dinners, wine flowing along with the tales of our journey and more tales echoing from others, memories flying across the table like tennis balls on a court. There would be many long and patient hours spent at our computers blogging and processing thousands of photos. And there would, eventually, come a time for nostalgia and more dreams, and the cycle would start all over again. This had been an extraordinary trip.
But for now, I just needed to sleep.

 

 Posted at 7:38 AM in Namib Trip & On the road: & Photoblogs: 5 Comments » Toggle display  Reply
We now go back to current chronological entries:
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 Posted at 4:11 PM in Always: & ICMOL: 11 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

A very small boy carrying a huge piece of driftwood creeps by in the darkness, the end of his load barely missing the tripod on which thrones Abe. She must shiver at the thought of all the wet sand surrounding us and that would gladly sneak into every open space of her delicate anatomy. I make a mental note to keep the kid in my peripheral vision.

This has been a strange day, one of those « lost before they even started » battles. For many reasons not worth mentioning, I just felt like going straight to bed after leaving work early. But Silvia had been kind enough to come in and work a few hours for me so that I could go shoot the fireworks and I owed her to try.

The kid has now been tamed by an impatient mom and is sitting a few feet away on the beach, building sand castles in front of him and immediately destroying them with intense concentration and a kiai. I focus on the new threat posed by a group of latecomers who seem to be planning a squat down right in my line of sight to the barge anchored offshore a stone’s throw away. I might have to throw the stone at them instead.

Deciding on a location to settle in has taken me quite a while. I considered the slopes above us between the road and the beach and walked back and forth trying to find an empty 2 square feet of grass to squeeze into. But the crowd was already overwhelming and the angle not so great. So I opted for a front row seat and sat down right next to the water, with 150,000 people right behind me and another 100,000 across the bay in Kits.

Of course I could also have gone to Trout Lake for the Illuminares lantern procession, but this was so much closer to home. There’s something to be said about stepping out the door, walking across the street and sitting down on a beach to watch fireworks. And I’ll say it: it’s spoiling.

Canada is shooting tonight’s display. The radio station broadcasting the musical part of the show is already playing loud behind us, reminding everybody to carry out their garbage. I don’t like crowds. They get out of control. They are exponentially more obnoxious then their individual components.

My right leg is cramping slightly, wrapped around that side of the tripod. But this is the position that allows me to be in close contact with Abe; the camera sits right in front of my face, like a night vision goggle on some soldiers’ helmet. I recheck my settings, refocus manually on the barge at full zoom then back off to wide angle, grateful for my parfocal lens and recompose my shot for a tenth time.

Only a few minutes to go. The view is clear, my human obstructions having walked somewhere else. The karate kid is bored and quiet. I’m almost getting exited despite the rough day. This will all have been worth it after all. Thank you Silvia.

As our Canadian anthem starts playing, the crowd stands up and I do so too, bumping the camera a bit. My right leg is numb. I’ll have to reframe.

Then we all sit back down. It feels like a game. I recompose my shot.

Expectative silence. A few whistles. The barge’s lights go off. I lean over and look through the viewfinder, grabbing the remote in my left hand, making sure I’m on bulb. I think I’m holding my breath a little.

A first flash at the barge, then a second, followed by the strange hissing sound of nearly invisible projectiles rising through the sky to their apogees. My grip on the remote tightens. People shout with anticipation.

Then the sky finally explodes in bright surprises and dripping colours. I press the shutter.

It’s odd how I’d never noticed before that on the Canon XTi, this message is actually written in red and green on the LCD screen: « Please replace the battery. »

 

 Posted at 4:36 PM in ICMOL: & Vancouver: 6 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

It’s 2:30 am. All cats are gray and people are few. The streets are wet and shinny from hours of rain, but for the time being only a fine mist fills the air; it feels almost as being inside a cloud. Speaking of which, the clouds drawn on the horizon by city lights of different color temperature are quite eerie. I decide to interrupt my walk on the Seawall and run back home to get the camera.

Here is what I record. No, these are not sunset or sunrise shots, nor are they daytime trick shots. They were really taken at 2:45 am on a dark rainy night, with exposure times ranging from 1:30 to 3 minutes and their white balance adjusted to the left to offset the orange cast of my auto setting. Once again, I am reminded of how much light exists out there at night, invisible to our imperfect eyes but very real nonetheless, casting shadows and highlighting new colors in a parallel world made of time and patience.

 

 Posted at 6:33 AM in Photoblogs: & Vancouver: 1 Comment » Toggle display  Reply

 

 Posted at 9:49 PM in On the road: & Photoblogs: 1 Comment » Toggle display  Reply

They’re big, they’re high, they’re sharp and they reign over the local landscape like as many kings on their respective kingdoms. They are the volcanoes of the Cascades mountain range.

My last visit to the American part of the Pacific Northwest dated back almost two years. I had driven around Mt. Hood, observed Mt. St. Helens from a distance, glanced at Rainier from the highway and marveled at the fact that Baker was not only so close to the Canadian border, but to Vancouver itself. However since then, even nearby Mt. Baker had remained out of reach and almost hypothetical.

It took a very serious reason to lead me back south across the border. I went to visit a very dear friend whom, I thought, might need some company and support. It turns out that while company is always welcome, support is for the weak, and weak she isn’t. Kudos to her, and my utmost admiration and respect.

From Olympia, WA, we decided to go for a ride to Mt. Rainier, despite the heavy rain and low ceilings. If we couldn’t see it, we would at least stand at its foot. A pleasant drive lead us from the bottom of Puget Sound into rolling hills announcing the proximity of the giant. The forest got thicker and greener and the clouds seemed to be thinning, but still nothing appeared above us. The mountain remained invisible, hidden in its lingering shroud.

Wildlife was everywhere even before entering the park. The rain had stopped and the sky was hesitant. The slope steepened, the road began to twist and turn and we arrived at Paradise, highest civilized point south of the mountain, altitude 5400 ft.

Deciding to go for a short walk on a looping trail, we hoped for a sneak preview of the Nisqually glacier. By the time we got to the view point, the clouds were lifting further, revealing the mountain’s base and some blue glacier ice soiled with brownish debris. We grabbed a bite to replenish our energy supply and chose a new hike, longer and higher, but conservative enough for our shape.

A deer passed nearby, then a mountain marmot came out of nowhere, crossing the path just behind us to go gorge on flowers below. The clouds were still receding. Finally, 4,392 m high Mt. Rainier appeared in most of its majestic height.

But energy was fleeting. This was enough for a start and quite a remarkable effort in itself. We walked down to the car and headed slowly back to the lowlands, stopping here and there for more deer and marmot pictures, for elks, for hummingbirds and for pizza.

The following day, the rainy drive back to Vancouver took me six and a half hours! Traffic is an evil thing. But I had food for the road and music to play.

Here are the first pictures (but you should start the slideshow at the top), I’ll post the rest soon.

 

 Posted at 12:18 AM in HDR: & On the road: & Photoblogs: 2 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

There’s a lot more to sunset than meets the eye. From immemorial times, mankind has watched sunsets with a  twinge of the heart and a sigh, while sunrises were left alone and generally ignored. Why is that?

As a race, we are dreamers, yet we do not know very well how to empower ourselves and make our dreams come true. We rely on hope and we pass our wishes on to faith. But when the time comes to act and think bold, we get caught up in the moment’s difficulties and lose sight of the big picture.

That’s why sunrise has always been relatively unseen. By the time the sun rises, we are busy stressing out about the day that lays ahead, focusing on immediate goals that speak more of survival than greatness. Sunrise, for many, has become a symbol of labour, heat, struggle and harsh reality. It is a time of day at which we must painfully awaken, attempting to chase a night’s dreams away by drowning them in coffee and diluting them with the brutality of a newspaper. It’s time to perform and to act. It’s time to long for the next sunset.

At night, on the other hand, when the blazing sun finally dips under the horizon, all that suffering is momentarily left behind. We can relax. The colours last longer than in the morning as if the sky knew that time has finally lost its cost and the pace of our lives can slow down and soften. Whatever our performance of the day, it is over now and it will not matter again until dawn. What is done is done, what is said is said, what is missing can still be found in the new dreams of the falling night. Hope or despair can invade the heart, and sunset will make these emotions stronger and more real than the sunrise ever could, because souls are left with nothing to do but ponder.

Sunset is a time to evaluate, a pause in the race, a break in the routine. And as Christopher Columbus said of the ocean, it will bring each man news hopes, as sleep brings dreams of home.

 

 Posted at 4:24 PM in HDR: & Photoblogs: & Schtroumpfissime: & Vancouver: 4 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

I’ve said it before, we live in a wonderful age. Even if one can’t afford to travel (that would be me these days), there still are amazing virtual options to explore the world, options that weren’t available to us only a decade ago. Google Maps, for instance, continues to innovate and impress me. You can now, in select U.S. cities, get a street level photographic view of an address. That’s right. Anywhere in town!

Let’s say you’ve just booked a couple of nights at the Penguin Hotel in Miami Beach (yeah, I stayed there overnight, years and years ago, on my way back to Little Cayman) and are wondering what the hotel looks like, and if it indeed faces the beach as advertised? Well wonder no longer and type Penguin Hotel Miami into Google Maps. Voilà! Drag the mouse on the picture to scroll around the 360 degree view, or click on the street arrows to move along.

Planning a photo shoot from San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge and wondering if the city will be too far away in the background? Go to Google Maps and check it out!

And then of course, there are my recent non-Street View favorites, like the ray spotted swimming among surfers on Bondi Beach, Sydney, and the urban core of Everest’s Base Camp.

For more amazing views of our Earth from the sky, read my previous post Google maps and our Amazing Earth .

 

 Posted at 11:32 PM in Bits and pieces: & Web winks: 3 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

Here are the few HDR pictures I chose out of the 105 I took that night. Common theme, different light, as the sun went down through the clouds and disappeared behind the mountains. They were shot from Second Beach, on the western side of Stanley Park, facing English Bay and with Point Grey and Bowen Island in the background.

 

 Posted at 12:13 AM in HDR: & Photoblogs: & Photography: & Vancouver: 2 Comments » Toggle display  Reply