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Apr 7
   Vintage! This is a random post. The year was 2009...

It had been done in countless movies and it was just a matter of time before reality caught up with fiction. Uncle Sam wants to know where you are, at all times. Period. It’s much easier to control the masses that way, and under a convenient cover of fighting against crime and terror, our individual rights and privacy bubble* grow thinner every day.

In comes British Columbia’s new EDL, or Enhanced Driver’s Licence. Having just been approved for public use, it represents a breakthrough in all the Dark Arts above. The EDL is - for the time being - a voluntary replacement to the standard driver’s license, upgraded with technology that will supposedly help prevent identity theft and most importantly, allow entry to the US like a normal passport would. Uh?

Now picture this: the new gem features a Radio Frequency Identification Chip (RFIC) which allows special chip readers to remotely access « limited » personal information data stored in a secure Canadian-soil database. As far as I can tell, US Customs is ironically the only one thus far to make use of this capability on OUR new EDL. So, what, we’ve created our new driver’s license to suit the paranoid security needs of our southern neighbor?

The process is pretty high tech, I’ll give you that much. You take your card out of its protective sleeve (designed to prevent unauthorized reading from Evil sources - great, so they admit it can be done, right in the intro) and flip it at the reader while in the (too long) line-up at the border crossing. It gets zapped and read, and the data retrieved. When you arrive at the booth, you hand the card over and your file is already up on the guy’s computer. So why the RFIC then? We just saved about 5 seconds. Big deal. All the agent had to do was swipe your card when you arrived. This hardly justifies implementing the chip, with the huge expenses involved, especially for a feature mainly used by US Border posts. Well, a pretext was needed for the upgrade and that’s what came up. No surprise here. Canada has always been in bed with the United States. Except that if you ask the US, they will deny. Great. A little more prostitution our part.

Of course if you read ICBC’s web site, you’ll find a few paragraphs on privacy and how the new card respects our rights, blah-blah-blah. The data can only be accessed by US and Canadian official agencies and for lawful purposes. Really? No kidding! No personal information is contained on the chip, only a number that links you to a file in the database. So that’s a bit like saying « we’re not spying on you live, we use cameras to do so. » The result is exactly the same.

The bottom line is simple. Give this another 5, 10 or 15 years and there will be a chip reader at every street corner, and by then everyone will have one of those EDL’s which will double as a credit card and portable medical record. Your movements will be recorded - not tracked, of course, because of privacy laws. Just recorded. But then when you read the fine prints, just as with Google and many others today, you’ll realize that the « recording » can still be accessed by the authorities for lawful purposes...

A few more years and police cars no longer will have to stop you to check you out. Another 10 years and the chip reader will be installed in every newly built home. You’ll be processed as you leave your house in the morning and tracked all day. Just watch Minority Report or Enemy of the State for very creative variants.

Do I care about what will happen in 10 or 20 year? Not really. Do I think we can stop all this from happening? Not really. It’s as unavoidable as the decay of bananas turning brown on my kitchen counter. However this is now and while the wheels are set in motion, the prospect appears quite scary. I don’t personally care that much about privacy and generally try to live a life that requires none - in other words, have nothing to hide and you’ll sleep better at night.

Still. I find the way we are introducing our very latest and most advanced Canadian piece of ID as a « US-trackable » upgrade, disturbing, to say the least.

*The privacy bubble is a concept of mine that represents the extent and strength of our own personal space from a privacy perspective. It used to be an impenetrable shield that could only be breached by close contact (we’re talking prehistoric times, here.) When written languages appeared, one’s privacy bubble shrunk a bit because of the possibility to leave - and find - records of one’s acts. Invention of the telephone shrunk the bubble even further by allowing long-distance - and hence uncontrolled - intrusions into one’s private life. But these were still passive attacks against the bubble. Nowadays, we are talking about very active threats: internet, government records, credit history, private and public surveillance cameras, border crossing control, tax records and all kinds of high-level and top-secret breaches of the system into one’s life. The EDL is just another step into the direction of a wide-open, no-privacy society. The bubble is shrinking. Will it pop? Should it?

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2009-04-07 13:04 • Posted in Schtroumpfissime: & Vancouver:

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  • 1 - Marie says:

    « I have a good recipe for those brown bananas

    :-) »

  • 2 - dinahmow says:

    « It’s all becoming a bit more Orwellian, isn’t it? When Vancouver friends sent us a video of Mounties tracking a marked car (in an early test, apparently) we had a heated debate about infringements v nothing to hide.
    Personally, I’d check those bananas for hidden
    border patrol chips. California/Mexico,yes? ;-) »

  • 3 - Anonymous says:

    « Careful with those bananas. Big Brother doesn’t like brown bananas.
    Unfortunately, all bananas turn brown. No way out. ;-) »

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We now go back to current chronological entries:
Apr 25

7:35 - I catch the mighty #22 bus at Knight and E. 15th Avenue. At bush hour, they come every 5 minutes or so and today I don’t even wait 3 minutes. (Bush hour is the bus-rush hour, in case anybody wondered) ;-)

7:50 - Getting off at Burrard, I walk half a block to Georgia.

8:04 - #257 Express to Horseshoe Bay is here. Few people are onboard the double-length bus. Once across the Lion’s Gate Bridge and having paused at Park Royal, it’ll be non-stop until our destination.

8:45 - Arrival in the cute little coastal town of Horseshoe Bay, northern Vancouver BC Ferries terminal. The town is shyly tucked away between the mountains and the sea, and the famous Sewell’s Marina itself rests behind an outcropping of rock that only opens up to the north. Howe Sound extends from here northward to Squamish. To the west is Bowen Island. High above and to the east are Black Mountain and Hollyburn, and the ski resort of Cypress Mountain.

 9:30 - After drinking the ritual morning coffee watching sea birds, I check-in with the tour office and receive a bright orange full survival suit. This morning is already comfortably warm but the water remains cold and the suit won’t be superfluous as a protection against wind and splashes once we’re out on open seas. Besides, it makes us look cool.

10:00 - Along with 10 other brave and daring tourists, I embark a 28 foot rigid hull inflatable boat after the skipper has given us the ritual « boat talk ». On the program, a 2 hour long eco-tour of Howe Sound and the Strait of Georgia.

Leaving the marina, the skipper heads north along the coast, following the Sea to Sky Highway that leads to Whistler. I soon spot a few seal heads pocking through the calm surface but since the skipper hasn’t said a word, I assume there are many more to come and keep the camera hidden inside the suit.

He describes the scenery during short breaks between which he keeps the boat on plane at what seems to be close to full speed. We spot many species of birds including Harlequin Ducks, Cormorants and a few Bald Eagles.

The north face of the Lions appears high above us and reveals a spectacular hiking opportunity. I get very excited and decide to come back in July when the snow will have melted.

Then it’s Mount Garibaldi’s turn to appear in the distance, northern most volcano in the Cascades, even though it doesn’t officially belong to that range.

I had guessed right about the seals. We soon cruise by a few small rocky islands and shoals on which is resting an entire colony of Harbour Seals. They seem to tolerate our noisy presence with indulgent annoyance. We do the tourist thing and shoot wildly. With our cameras, of course. Seals are a bit of a touchy subject when it comes to shooting. Shoot! I goofed.

The tour then takes us west and into the Strait of Georgia, around Bowen Island and south to Point Atkinson and its lighthouse. On the way back north, I recognize Eagle Harbour. The very steep shoreline is lined up with the most amazing display of outrageous wealth. I ask the guide how much the houses we see sell for. « Oh, five to ten or twelve millions, he says. Some go for more. »

 I stay silent. What could one reply to that? It’s more money than my entire genealogy has ever owned, adding all my ancestors together from my parents and grand-parents to the first prehistoric man my presence here could be traced to.

12:00 - The skipper docks the boat back into its slip at the marina. It had been chilly offshore but the warm sun immediately takes over and the suits drop. To bad for cool looks, cool smells are even more important. We are probably headed today for the season’s warmest temperatures; it’s a glorious day. This stamp is worth many more. And today, B.C. has justified its flag.

13:30 - After indulging myself with yet another coffee at a terrace, I catch the express bus back to Park Royal where I transfer to #236 bound for Capilano and Grouse, still on the tourist trail.

14:30 - Capilano Suspension Bridge is quite crowded today. But they have the best stamp system I have seen so far, forcing you to actually run around the compound and stamp a map yourself in seven different spots. I get a good laugh at the faces of people carefully walking across the swaying 170 meter long bridge, 70 meters above the Capilano river.

17:00 - I’m back in town after crossing the Burrard Inlet on the SeaBus. I drop by the Tourism Office and the Convention Centre to collect a couple more stamps and slowly head back home. Now I have some writing to do…

Did you like the seal pictures? Stay tuned, I’ll post more in Part 2!

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2006-04-25 22:50 • Posted in Photoblogs:

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  • 1 - NewYorkangel says:

    « Really eager to read part 2 now!!
    It’s incredible the variety of landscapes you went through in only ONE day...
    This place sounds a blast and no doubt you sound happy.
    And be sure that ‘It’s more money than my entire genealogy has ever owned’ too :-)
    How come some people can be so wealthy??
    Never mind, who knows if they’re happy? »

  • 1.1 - Vince answers:

    « Wow, you got this « tout chaud sorti du four ». ;-) Glad you liked it.

    I was actually planning on making Part 2 a textless entry with only the seals, but since you are « eager to read it », bummer, I guess I’ll try to come up with something smart to say... ;-) »

  • 2 - NewYorkangel says:

    « Well; then, only pictures will do too! »

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