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Jun 5
   Vintage! This is a random post. The year was 2008...

When you first jump in, you might as well have suddenly left the known universe behind and stepped into a mysterious black hole. If you’re smart, your light is off; there’s no sense attracting the eager attention of surface stingers. But then you have to be good, too. Dropping a light that isn’t on means loosing it forever.

You’re dipped into absolute temporary darkness. Your suit slowly fills up and the water is likely to be chilly. You have to readjust your mask, exhale, and clear your ears repeatedly, trying to leave the surface where jellyfish abound as soon as possible. You’re disoriented and breathing a bit harder than necessary. If your ears cooperate, soon you feel yourself sinking. Flashes of light have already irrupted around you from other impatient divers, bright inquisitive beams piercing the night in a frantic, disorganized fashion. At this stage everyone is fiddling with a slipping weight belt, an unzipped wet suit, a flooding mask or a sleepy camera. Lanyard lights are hanging loose on busy wrists and trashing around like mad Hollywood floodlights. It’s time to turn yours on, too.

Instantly, the black hole turns into a very finite world defined by the narrow range of your dive light and bordered by impenetrable nothingness. Nuances vanish, giving way to radical shadows and harsh overexposure. You’re below 15 feet, now, and buoyancy has been tamed. Tired of exhaling, you relax your breathing and seek inner peace. Tunnel vision subsides and your mind begins to register a surreal environment. The dive has begun.

First things first; a glance at the computer confirms bottom time lapsing, depth increasing and a comforting lack of any warnings. No-decompression is forecast for longer than your tank will last according to the pressure gauge and your best guess. Things are looking good. Your buddy, almost forgotten in this surge of raw input, gives a thumbs up, and then remembers it’s the wrong hand signal, only used by land creatures and flying ones. So the fingers are closed into a circle. Good to go. You tune in your mind and your eyes to a new reality. And if your mouth could gap away from the regulator, it would.

This, all of this, is probably as strange and incredibly new as walking on the moon must have been for Neil. You’re weightless - that’s nothing unusual, hundreds of daytime dives have announced it. But you’re also horizon-free and completely isolated. In the dark, it’s all the same. Unless your senses have been honed by countless previous experiences, you just won’t know which way is up and which is down. And if watching your bubbles rising provides absolute proof, you might still not believe them. You’d better watch your instruments. Night diving is the ultimate test of one’s discipline and training. One day, I caught up with an advanced student at 120 feet, 2 minutes after instructing her to remain at 40 and run a triangular navigation pattern. The compass had hypnotized her and being blessed with forgiving Eustachian tubes, she had unknowingly sunk like a dying ship over the drop-off.

For now, the buddy system has lost most of its meaning. He or she is there, a vague abstraction hovering somewhere nearby, and yet you feel alone. Alone with your thoughts, your feelings, and a world that irrupts into brilliant colors and frantic marine life as your light glides over it and then fades back into oblivion as the beam moves on.

Your senses are getting sharper. You’re adjusting to new wave lengths and a different timescale. Finally, the underwater opera makes sense to you, and after a dramatic opening, the lead singers launch into mesmerizing solos. At times it will be an octopus, haunting the reef in full stealth, changing colors to match its surroundings and mimicking whatever is foreign. Or it might be a moray, muscular and slimy, undulating gracefully between coral heads in search of an easily cornered dinner. It often could be a spiny lobster, clumsy and yet wired, antennas scanning the ocean like a dog’s nose scouts the world around it. It might be a company of baby squid, hovering comically in the water column and easily blinded and fooled into bumping against your hand. It should, at some point, be a sleeping hawksbill turtle or a resting nurse shark, or even a very awake and sleek reef shark, now you see me now you don’t, in and out of the beam, coming from nowhere and headed back to it, with a soft spot for your six, which you will end up checking more often than necessary…

But all these are just appetizers, they are previews to the main show, teasers, a warm-up towards the dive’s apotheosis. Because sooner or later, no matter how extraordinary the fauna and how stunning the feeding frenzy of corals, at some point, you just need to turn your light off. And everybody else too. So when the night returns, you’re impatient at first, and think that bio-luminescence is highly overrated. Your finger inches towards the light’s switch. But then your eyes catch a glimpse of greenish light, a strange spark in the vast darkness. Then another. And another again. They multiply, like a swarm of fireflies appearing out of nowhere. Simultaneously, as your central vision gets accustomed to the absence of white light, your peripheral one begins to discern shadows and silhouettes on the bottom. The reef slowly re-emerges in front of you and a sense of 3D is reborn.

Within a few minutes, your eyes have adjusted to the dark and you are able to move around again. Bio-luminescence is everywhere, flashing, ever-changing, fluid, fascinating. Vertical strings of beads hang in mid-water like candles flickering in the wind, single flashing sparks surround as if emitted by a camp fire, undulating worms spiral endlessly in all directions, and the more you move the water around you, the more luminescence is triggered. If you are lucky enough to find a sand patch, you and your buddy could spend an eternity sitting on the bottom, waving your arms madly at each other and causing an explosion of greenish fireworks all around you. Tinkerbell playing in a candlelit cathedral is the best description I’ve come up with. You’ll come up with your own.

Eventually, the dive lights come back on, resurrecting those amazing reds one rarely sees during the day because of color absorption. You set out in search of a few rarities: a tame snake eel blindly foraging for food, an open basket star, fanned into the current on the drop-off’s edge, actively grabbing the worms that get caught in its web; a Spanish lobster, shy and looking more like a giant bug that a crustacean; and if you have a keen eye, maybe, a seahorse or a frogfish, both elusive and highly camouflaged, both exceptional sightings worth many stories to follow...

Then, too soon, your time is up. The dive computer has cut down drastically on your remaining bottom time, the aluminum tank is getting light, you might be chilly. You try to find a reef patch shallow enough to spend the safety stop there looking around some more, but you might just have to hang on the descent line. Three minutes later, you turn your light off after having glanced nervously at the surface, trying to assess the stinging layer. Some blow bubbles up to clear their path, others just chance it. Go slow in the last 15 feet, it’s still a dangerous zone. Surface. Inflate your buoyancy compensator. Signal « ok » to the boat crew. Get out of the water fast.

And then tongues get loose and the stories begin, probably lasting long after the boat has docked back at the dive shop, possibly far into the night. « Do you guys know what I saw??? »

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2008-06-05 08:43 • Posted in Cool:

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  • 1 - Amber says:

    « ah bless the Little Cayman night dives...well put...I like how you mention the importance of healthy eustacian tubes, as not eveyone is so lucky... »

  • 1.1 - vince answers:

    « LOL, and I resisted the temptation to be too specific and mention Mixing Bowl and Jackson Bay sites, and Ben, and certain swim-throughs... ;-) »

  • 2 - SIGRID says:

    « it deserves a quiet night...;) »

  • 2.1 - Vince answers:

    « Does it? »

  • 2.1.1 - Vince answers:

    « Oops, that one had gone way above my bubbles... ;-) »

  • 3 - Marie says:

    « I like idea of playing in an underwater sandpatch... »

  • 3.1 - Anonymous answers:

    « Hi webmaster! »

  • 4 - Anonymous says:

    « It’s not me, I swear !
    Some usurper !!! »

  • 5 - sigrid says:

    « Night diving... deserves a quiet night... REM? Gee do I have to spell out my oh so subtle comments? »

  • 6 - Craig says:

    « Sadly they don’t do night diving in Little Cayman on the north side anymore...too dangerous they say...worried about hitting large objects with the boat at night...so I am so glad that I got to do it with PD/V&R. »

  • 6.1 - Vince answers:

    « Really??? Has that happened (a boat hitting something at night on the way to Bloody Bay)? What a bummer. South side night dives aren’t that exciting... »

  • 7 - Craig says:

    « Yes, really...really sad! This was when I was there in April ‘07 anyway...bummed me out since I was looking forward to another night at Mixing Bowl. Your excellent description brought back my fond memories of diving with PD. Thank you!

    There were no examples given of accidents where boats hit something but the point was made that there are large trees and other debris that could severely damage a boat (and are hard to see at night). I guess it was good that when I went to BB at night you were at the helm. :)

    FYI - I stayed at PV (third trip and first since you and Rod left) and dove with Conch Club w/Ann. »

  • 7.1 - Vince answers:

    « Thanks for the news Craig - at least you’re still diving, I’m stuck writing about it!

    I’m really sorry to hear that the North Side is out of the question at night. I understand the concern about debris but I also remember the night dives we used to do in St. Lucia where the boat ride was an hour and a half one way, and in waters that were much more dangerous for debris and trees...

    Any way, things change I guess. You might want to consider a beach dive in Jackson Bay, next time. ;-) »

  • 7.1.1 - Craig answers:

    « Sorry to hear you don’t get to go diving...although you do get to go flying in South Africa!

    I’ll keep the night shore dive in JB in mind for next time I get to LC...however I think my next dive trip will take me someplace other than LC. Any suggestions? Is there anyplace you always wanted to dive that you never got to go? Did you have a favorite place you have been besides LC? »

  • 7.1.1.1 - Vince answers:

    « Yeah, flying in South Africa was cool, and no safety-stop required. ;-)

    I’d have to say that LC was my favourite in the Caribbean. If you can afford to go further, I’d try the New Caledonia/Ouvea/Vanuatu area. But it’s half-way around the world, and fuel surcharges are only rising... »

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We now go back to current chronological entries:
Jun 8

Pathetic run today after work. It was my favorite Stanley Park circuit but the performance was awful. It took me 70 minutes to cover 12 km, when I normally do the 11 km Trout Lake run in under an hour. But for my own defense, I will invoke the fact that I had a bad cold last week and pretty much spent the week-end in bed. There. I feel better.

Here follows a description of the circuit, for the benefit of Anonymous mostly, but too for anybody else who cares…

Of course, I can’t say that I fully appreciate the grandiose panorama while running. I’m concentrating hard and focusing on putting one foot ahead of the other while avoiding knee injuries and a cardiac arrest. My world shrinks to a narrow tunnel aimed at the ground before me and turned inwards, towards vital signs and various parameters to be kept under tight control, like calve cramps, side pains, right shoulder tension, diversion of sweat away from the eyes, music control and human traffic avoidance.

But the scenery remains as a blurry background and a support to my failing mental power. I catch a glimpse of the north shore mountains, feel the coolness of the forest, barely notice the overhead passage of the Lions Gate Bridge, zoom by Siwash Rock, ignore other runners (well, most of them). But I am there, it’s all that matters. The park lends me energy, the sea gives me momentum, the mountains call my name and the city of glass drives me back to her.

The starting point is the north end of Burrard street, not far from the cruise ship terminal at Canada Place, off bus #22. From there I head west roughly following the waterfront but only joining it at the end of Coal Harbour (after marker 1 km) where Stanley Park actually begins. The Vancouver Aquarium is located right above marker 2. Between markers 3 and 4, on the southern end of the point, is the 9 o’clock gun, a real old style gun that fires (electronically nowadays) at 21:00 sharp every night.

Then beyond marker 4 and then 5 are the replicas of the Empress of Japan figurehead and the Girl in the Wetsuit, free variation on Copenhagen’s Little Mermaid. The Lions Gate Bridge is lapsed right after marker 6 and then I’m facing the setting sun. Siwash Rock shoots out of the water between markers 7 and 8, and the beaches appear, Third and Second. The swimming pool by Lost Lagoon is already quite busy, and finally civilization re-emerges and the West End buildings take over alongside First Beach. By marker 11, I’m so ready to quit. But then again, so was I at marker 4. I get into False Creek and just before the Burrard Bridge, I leave the Seawall and climb to catch my 22 bus back home on Burrard itself.

It’s a great open loop, minimal street running, no repetition, lots of other fools running both ways, that’s encouraging; it doesn’t get much better than that. I could, though…

[Photo obtained via the great Gmaps Pedometer, a Google Maps API adaptation.]

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2006-06-08 01:03 • Posted in Cool:

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  • 1 - Anonymous says:

    « thanks for the detailed map. I’ve done
    the same run, exactly, except taht I was a bit faster than you...

    on a bicycle... :-) »

  • 2 - Vince says:

    « Next time we’ll have a challenge ;-) »

  • 3 - Anonymous says:

    « Are wheel chairs available ? »

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