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Dec 11
   Vintage! This is a random post. The year was 2006...

Another year has gone by. Another year of global fear and meltdown, another chapter full of international typos and fighting between the lines. Another long page written in bloody history books which for only index feature those lifted up high by tyrants and blatantly missing a negotiation table.

One never ceases to be amazed, reading mankind’s virtual history book, by its complete lack of creativity. At any point in time, we can flip back the pages from the present to a near or very distant past and realize that no matter how horrible the battle, it’s all been done before.

For the second time in our little world’s recorded existence has the dominant species acquired the ability to destroy itself and take the planet along too. Man-caused global warming has now joined nuclear science in a very select club with only global killers for members.

But our micro-scale performance is just as catastrophic. We kill children to kill time. We steal from the poor because it’s less expensive than stealing from the rich. We blame it all on others because they blame it on US. We sue, and we rule, and we envy, and we take, and we break, and we rape, and we crash, and we shoot, and we spit, and we yell, and we fight, and we reign, and we segregate, and we sermonize, and we swear, and we grab, and we sell, and we buy, and we consume, and we waste, and we never, ever learn.

So with Christmas just around the corner and the New Year only a block away, I don’t even know where to start with my wish list.

May mankind finally awake from an all-too-real millennium-long nightmare that has left our knees week and our head under the blade. May the global suffering be eased a little, and then, why not, a lot. May politicians become obsolete and let the world be ruled by cats and dolphins. We’ll get lots of sleep, playing, and swimming.

And thanks for all the fish.

 

2006-12-11 19:58 • Posted in Schtroumpfissime:

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We now go back to current chronological entries:
Nov 1

EasyPark, one of the major public parking companies in Vancouver, offers a 50% rebate to environment-friendly cars. All hybrids get the discount which has just been extended to Smart Cars.

Yeah, but Smart Cars… I can see some heads shaking. I wouldn’t want to be sitting in one of those when another real car or a SUV smashes into it!

Well check out this video of a crash test. The Smart Car driving at 70 mph (or 110 km/h) collides head on with a cement wall. You’ll be amazed at how well the frame resists the impact. Both doors still open after the crash and one even closes back perfectly!

Now there’s no guarantee that the human cargo would be as intact as the container after such a thing but with the help of airbags and seat belts, this is as good as what any other car will do for you, and we are talking about urban driving.

René Barjavel had a smart (pardon the pun) and very funny line about this in Ravage, talking about a new train car (it’s in French, I’m afraid):

«  Celui-ci était fait d’une seule pièce de plastec, moulé sous pression. Cette matière remplaçait presque partout le verre, le bois, l’acier et le ciment. Transparente, elle livrait aux regards des voyageurs tout le ciel et la terre. Dure et souple, elle réduisait au minimum les risques d’accident. Quelques mois auparavant, elle avait fait la preuve de ses qualités. Entre Paris et Berlin, un wagon se décrocha dans un virage, percuta contre une usine, abattit cinq murs, rebondit et se planta, la pointe en l’air, dans un toit. Les voyageurs qu’on en retira ne possédaient plus un os d’entier. Quelques-uns en réchappèrent et se firent mettre des os en plastec. Le wagon n’avait subi ni fêlure ni déformation, ce qui montrait l’excellence de sa fabrication. Ce n’était pas la faute de la Compagnie si les contenus s’étaient avérés moins résistants que le contenant. »

René Barjavel, Ravage.

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2006-11-01 11:53 • Posted in Bits and pieces: & Cool:

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    « En tant que contenu, je préfère ma Honda.
    En tant que contenant, je m’aimerais beaucoup en Smart. »

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