Here’s a quote from an enlightening Australian article linking obesity and global warming, which I originally found here:
« ...But we all stand to gain. Rising sea levels mean those with houses in the inner suburbs would suddenly find themselves the owners of lucrative beachfront property, while the extinction of all those penguins in the south pole would mean we’d never have to sit through another documentary about them, which could only be considered a good thing. »






















« Yeah, but what about the pirates? »
Date of comment: 2006-11-15 08:03 •« Yeah, specifically in the Caribbean.
Date of comment: 2006-11-15 08:24 •And what about the penguins of the north pole ? »
« No I mean, there’s a direct correlation between pirates and global warming. Vince, you simply cannot believe EVERYTHING you read, you know. »
Date of comment: 2006-11-15 13:07 •« Yes, I’m sure that if we look into it carefully, there has to be a direct correlation between global warming, obesity and pirates. From a noodly point of view, of course. »
Date of comment: 2006-11-15 14:07 •« Would someone,
Date of comment: 2006-11-15 20:50 •anyone,
explain what the correlation is, finally ?
I want to know. »
« What correlation??? (G) »
Date of comment: 2006-11-16 20:26 •« The correlation that completely corroborates the correct correspondence of... crap, I’m out of c’s... »
Date of comment: 2006-11-16 20:54 •« Got it.
Date of comment: 2006-11-16 21:34 •So simple once you understand.
Yeah. »
« LOL Anon...which Anon are you anyway? too much anonymity on this blog! »
Date of comment: 2006-11-17 10:21 •