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7:00 am. The coffee shop is busy, filled with people on missions, leaving a trail behind them like on a slow exposure. I catch glimpses of agendas, snapshots of the day to come, goals in the making. By the time they make it to the counter, most customers seem to have already awaken. They order with a vengeance. Ten adjectives and a please. Five dollars worth of ingredients in a tight, complicated sequence in which coffee almost loses the focus. Then they collect their reward and most move on to the next port of call. There is little time to spare. The door swings open and closed conti- nuously. Most coffees stay in their cup at that critical station but once or twice, I am gripped by fear at the sight of a dangerous angle, the absence of a lid and an obvious lack of a third arm to handle the exit maneuver.

I settle deeper into my comfortable chair, take a long breath and let the smell soothe me. The drawing in front of me is coming along nicely. I’ve switched from my regular mechanical HB pencil to a plain wood 6B and discovered we liked each other. If only I could draw... A few eyes stare sideways as they glide by my table, trying to see what is brewing, but they don’t really care; the nine o’clock meeting has taken control of their brain.

A man is reading the 24 Hours attentively, crouched forward in his seat - I think he’s on the taser story page. If he leans any further he will tilt and fall on his face. Nobody would mind in Vancouver, they’d just look, mildly amused and then get back to their own thoughts. I remember coffee shops in Montreal that felt like war zones, under a coffee shop jungle law. There, you didn’t get up to go add cream to a black coffee once you’d sat down. If you forgot the sugar, you’d wince and tough it out. If the hot liquid was burning your tongue, you’d do without a stirring stick and try to be patient. Standing up meant creating an opening and another lion would jump in and claim the space.

The milk and sugar counter is like a church. Most people line up to confess, orderly, patiently. - I’ll take four sugars, father. And cream. - My son, say two « I will skip sugar tomorrow » and be on your way. - Father, today I switch from milk to low fat because I had ice cream last. - Very well my child, bless you and be good. Some are uneasy, though. They seem to wish they could hide their recipe, either because it’s outrageously sweet, or because they consider it unique. They skip confession, glance nervously sideways and hurry the ritual, annoyed by the wait and the fact that someone behind them will turn the operation into a feast with the manners and ego of a great chef in his restaurant.

The only patch of sky visible between the corners of two adjacent buildings suddenly melts open and goes from a milky grey to a pale hue of pink. There is fog in the air but the sun will be rising soon. I snap my drawing pad closed, pack up and leave hurriedly with my coffee. The tower is a couple of blocks away. I go straight up to the observation deck on the inside elevator, no cheating, no preview. And then I’m there. I’m in a plane, flying over an ocean of clouds at 35,000 feet.

Towards the west on the horizon, Metrotown and Mt Baker are clearly defined by the yellow sky behind them. The fog bank starts closer to downtown, triggered by the humidity of Burrard Inlet which it entirely covers. The North Shore mountains are clear too all the way down to the waterfront. The fog is moving by rather fast, away from its source and towards the hill of Vancouver West where it will dissipate. A few downtown buildings emerge from the low blur like giant sea monsters poking their head through the surface to spot their pray. Then they dive in a again.

And I have space for no more than 6 RAW pictures on my ridiculous 64 MB card. The Gigs are at home with Abe. I’ve only got the G3 and it will have to do. Here we go.

« You float like a feather
In a beautiful world »

Radiohead - Creep

 

 Posted at 1:55 AM in Photoblogs: & Vancouver:

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  • 1 - Marie says:

    « I love the super duper crane...what’s it called again? - sticking out of the fog. Industrial plus nature is a very good combination, to my mind.

    And you’re right: the coffee recipe. Whenever I fetch Natalie coffee I’m afraid someone will think her recipe is mine: FIVE sugars and a truckload of half-and-half...(demi et demi?) »

  • 1.1 - Vince answers:

    « The super duper crane is called a super post-Panamax gantry crane, and you have to say that without catching your breath...

    Moitié-moitié... ;-)) »

  • 2 - Brigit says:

    « Vince
    Not much time for a visit these last few days. Ton blog me manquait, enfin je trouve le temps.
    Now... I will not repeat myself. Piling compliments.
    Let’s say, you’re... not that bad.
    B ou l’art de la litote.

    B »

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