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Aug 9
   Vintage! This is a random post. The year was 2007...

Read as if you were singing. Words have a sound and a story to tell. They can be music to the inner ear and they can charm an audience. But they must be savoured. Most of our reading is flat. We absorb text in a linear fashion where quantity and information only are valuable. Our silent reading doesn’t recognize punctuation nor does it attempt to reproduce intonation. Yet there is so much more hidden behind the grammar. To write is to hum a new melody; for the readers not to sing along is a big waste of time and beauty. A paragraph wants you to pause and catch your breath. A question mark hopes for a raised eyebrow and a couple of tones up. A coma suspends words in mid-air like a wave the bow of a ship. A period is a brick in a high wall, small but essential to the structure. Some words are rounded and soft, they flow like water and caress the ear like the touch of a feather. Others are harsh and angular, forcing the throat to act as an amplifier and casting shadows as they are spelled. It is said that a picture is worth a thousand words. Indeed. However a few words well chosen and skillfully blended together paint a splendid picture; read them out loud and the picture comes alive. Words are magical.

 

2007-08-09 21:22 • Posted in Schtroumpfissime:

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  • 1 - Marie says:

    « Shtroumpfissime..it’s interesting (alarming)how it takes me a while to notice things, so I clicked, and found Sunsets and Reds and more Vince-thinkings.

    I was thinking, looking at some of your Cayman pictures a while ago, that words are superfluous, and of course, in that context, they are. But your words are very good. The paradox of happiness and the submerging of carnage in the matrix of reality. There’s so much to read. Yay. Thank you. »

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May 15

This is funny if you are just a touch geeky, so I’m actually reprinting it all integrally. Sorry, the source had rather questionable taste, so I won’t quote it. Mea culpa, but hey... It was found on StumbleUpon, though.

Computer: Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he’s pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: (sighs) Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you’re there.

Printer: NO! I’m not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he’s clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don’t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I’m turning off!

Computer: Printer, you know you can’t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we’ll leave you alone.

Printer: NO! That’s what you always say! I hate you! I’m out of ink!

Computer: You’re not out of in...

Printer: I’M OUT OF INK!

Computer: (Sighs) Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen...

Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: AHHH! He’s hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm, he’ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

Keyboard: He’s pressing everything. Oh god, I don’t know, he’s just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you’ve done?!

Printer: HA! that’s what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He’s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He’s torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.

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2008-05-15 21:53 • Posted in ICMOL:

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  • 1 - Marie says:

    « Have you been ****-surfing again? :-)

    Hey, this coment box has a black skin. I’m in a cave. I’m in the past. What happened.

    That is hilarious. Thank you. I’m LOL. »

  • 1.1 - Vince answers:

    « Right, dark skin issue fixed, it was a leftover from early design stages...

    And as for the beginning of your comment, sorry, I had to censor one word, so that it wouldn’t show up in Google searches... ;-) »

  • 1.1.1 - Marie answers:

    « $!&^!!*&^%&&#@!* :-)

    ? »

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