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   Vintage! This is a random post. The year was 2008...

219 years ago, heads were about to roll in France. They had before and would roll again. Often. Such is the hideous face of our history.

On the 14th of July, 1789, the prison and armory of Paris, la Bastille, under assault by a mob composed of citizens of Paris and eventually joined by some mutinous National Guards, finally fell. Monarchy was about to collapse. It was the beginning of the French Revolution. 

A little over a month later, a document would be ratified that was called Déclaration des droits de l’Homme et du citoyen (Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen). Strangely enough, or maybe not, the US Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776. These were troubled, freedom-seeking times. Bloody times.

Fighting for those rights, against them or not caring at all is just a matter of perspective. As the First Republic was being born, France went through a Reign of Terror (la Terreur) and guillotines snapped happily at a multitude of heads. Parisians were busy killing each other for quite a while; with or sans-culottes, nobody was safe, nor spared.

Eventually, the Republic would again fail as Napoleon Bonaparte proclaimed himself Emperor, no less. Then monarchy did a come back, saluted and plummeted again. Then a Second Empire was built. Yawn. It gets so boring...

But tonight we celebrate the 14th of July and there will be fireworks everywhere. That’s nice. Before the fireworks, however, a huge military parade will catalyze and paralyze Paris. That’s stupid. Let’s, as I have said it in the National anthem of the lobotomized, put war to rest and stop bragging about the size of our... canons.

A bloody hymn will be played across the land, over and over again, as people stand up and veteran eyes shine and politician minds compute and mouths gap, as wide open as the brains that run them, fragile, empty.

From the heart of Paris to the suburbs of Marseilles, from the grey skies of Normandy to the sunny beaches of Côte d’Azur, from little alpine villages to rural Ardèche, everyone French, on this famous day, feels something. Feels different. If only we could get everybody to feel the same. And if only that meant looking forward rather than back. Then we would truly have a national holiday worth celebrating.

The bloodshed and barbarism that have lead us where we stand is nothing to be proud of. It might have been unavoidable but that was then, this is now. Can we, s’il vous plaît, once and for all, put it all behind us and allow ourselves to grow out of the blood bath, rather than look at the stains with the loving eye of a mother blinded by her instincts?

Le jour de gloire est arrivé, mon oeil. Et vive la France.

 

 Posted at 1:01 PM in Schtroumpfissime:

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  • 1 - Elo says:

    « The Marseillaise is more and more a song for drunk soccer fans. Soccer matches can be (almost) as bloody as the revolution, alas !
    Much of the older crowd watches the « défilé » of marching militaries and viril displays of big guns and big trucks before downing lot’s of wine. There used to be nice little balls with the firemen in small country side towns and people would light bonfires. I think all of that kind of disappeared at some point... Maybe the French should consider changing their anthem to someting more peaceful, though I doubt they ever will. Testosteroned displays of racism at soccer matches will always win over peaceful celebrations of a now multicultural nation... But then maybe I’m just a pessimist ! »

  • 1.1 - Vince answers:

    « Then we are two pessimists. But still. There’s always hope. ;-) »

  • 2 - Marie says:

    « Can we still play petanque? :-) »

  • 3 - Potagere says:

    « « The bloodshed and barbarism [?] that have lead us to where we stand » are just that: they got us here, at a place where we can speak our minds freely and even criticize our history. There are, I hope you understand, alternative realities, in which free speech is forbidden and history is constantly re-written to suit the governors. So what, other than bitch and bemoan will you chose to get where you think you want to go? »

  • 3.1 - Vince answers:

    « I’m in no mood for this. Where I think I want to go is my own business. You can get drunk with your so-called freedom of speech if you wish. There are no alternative realities. There is only one. We are part of it. They are part of it. They are oppressed, we support it. They die, we just talk. We use our freedom of speech to discuss how elegantly or not it all happens. And if you think your history is not being re-written, you are blind.

    And as far as bitching goes, where exactly in your theory is the difference between it and freedom of speech? »

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We now go back to current chronological entries:

I recently felt a need for the company of boats. I was longing for the discreet dancing motion of vessels in a harbour, the sound of halyards flapping in the wind, the gentle splashing of water against hulls, the various ocean-tainted smells of fish and diesel and paints and fiberglass and cleaners, the squeaking of floating wooden docks, the screaming seagulls circling returning trawlers, the hissing chatter of VHF radios, the notion that each and every boat present has a long loving and sometimes desperate history with the sea...

So I headed down the Seawall and caught a False Creek Ferry across to Granville Island, the island that is attached to land. There, I bypassed Bridges and its trendy crowd and angled for the small shipyard where many boats slept, hoisted up on blocks, dry and frozen in time, patiently waiting to be taken care of, fixed, scrubbed, sanded, painted, or maybe given maritime CPR.

It was late afternoon and not much was happening on the yard. I strolled around, carefully stepping over many obstacles and around protruding bows and engines, running my hands on freshly applied antifouling paint, remembering the many hours and days spent under the Caribbean sun preparing and painting our pontoon’s hull. We had our V-hull Banana Wind done professionally at Harbour House in Grand Cayman, but the 46 ft. pontoon was so light that we could pull it out of the water ourselves and park it on blocks in front of the old hangar.

Hull maintenance is nothing glamorous. Depending on how long the boat has spent in the water and how good a paint job had initially been done, it might take hours to days to get a hull prepped for a new paint. Barnacles and algae have to be completely removed, then the old paint must go too. The new paint applied is called antifouling because it prevents, to a certain extent, marine life from attaching itself to it. Most hull paints ablate over time, but hence can be scrubbed clean as the outer layer wears off. But this stuff is highly toxic and requires precautions, including wearing a serious mask while painting. I’ve done the mistake of settling for a simple white dust filter and was sick for hours.

However, in retrospect, all this hard work seemed so valuable and meaningful, almost like craftsmanship. It was driven by deep caring for our boats and the time spent initially would invariably yield proportionally lengthy years of good service.

Then there was all the work we did underwater at a mooring outside the marine park, inverted along the bottom of the boat, patiently scrubbing away while trying to keep our breathing down, or changing the sacrificial anodes, small blocks of zinc attached to the hull and ordered to commit suicide by oxidizing first to prevent corrosion on other metal parts. There was the re-coating of the deck with a special paint into which we mixed sand to turn it into an anti-slip surface. There were countless hours spent on the engines, and working on the bilge pumps, and the electrical panel, and the radios, the GPS.

And there was endless, daily and repetitive cleaning, rinsing, shining and buffing of every surface above the waterline, as boats are among man’s creations which require the most maintenance to stay young and healthy...

The Granville Island shipyard is modest in size and relatively clean and fancy because of its location. It lacks the usual stray dogs, the bustling activity, the skeleton-esk old boats abandoned on their blocks eons ago, the stains of paint everywhere. But it moved me and made my eyes shine. So I pushed on around the little bay to the fishing boat docks, and took a few shots of the city skyline.

On my way back, as I got off the ferry in the West End, the sunset suddenly fired up and I stayed on the beach for a while, my thoughts drifting far away in time and space. A boat, I thought, is more than a vehicle. Spend some time on one, learn to maneuver it, care for it, listen to its voice, feel its response, and soon it will become more than it was. It will begin to feel like home and a door will open unto another world. A world where we are explorers and conquerors all over again and in which a boat, like a sword, will really shine if handled well.

 

 Posted at 10:01 PM in Photoblogs: & Vancouver:

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  • 1 - Marie says:

    « What a wonderful post! Beautifully written and photographed :-) »

  • 1.1 - Vince answers:

    « Thank you! It’s easy to write about boats, much harder to clean them. ;-) »

  • 2 - Elo says:

    « Boats are like lovers, they can dazzla you, set your heart on fire and when you expect the least, betray you on a stormy night.
    They are a hassle to clean and maintain, but give you so much exhilirating pleasure on the water, who cares ! »

  • 2.1 - Vince answers:

    « LOL, Elo, well put. I think that if a boat is going to betray you, it might as well be on a stormy night, so that you at least have stories to tell your grandchildren by the fire... ;-) »

  • 3 - rob says:

    « Believe it or not Vince, the sunset that day made me think of you! (well, more specifically, your photos) - The colours were so surreal and unbelievably saturated, I was very upset I didn’t have my camera! But thankfully you pulled through and got some wonderful shots :) »

  • 3.1 - Vince answers:

    « Thanks Rob, the shots were ok at best. I was caught by surprise and didn’t have time to look for a better spot, nor bracket for HDR... »

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