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Feb 27
   Vintage! This is a random post. The year was 2008...

Picture a long, hypnotically desert stretch of dryness leading to Barrydale.  The landscape is arid and flattened by an immense sky, modest rolling hills only beginning in the far distance. Yellow is the predominant tint and colors are warm but washed out. You’re driving 120 km/h on a single lane road as is often the case in South Africa. Then, up ahead appears a white speck, which soon turns out to be a low lying house with bleached walls and a red sign painted unevenly on the side. As you get closer, you finally decipher the letters: they say « Ronnie’s Sex Shop. » Not having been warned, you’re left to ponder what on earth such a thing is doing in the middle of nowhere.

There  is no way to avoid a pit stop, curiosity has awakened the cat, better hope it won’t kill it. You pull over in the dusty parking lot and come to a stop between a Harley and a car with foreign plates. The remains of an old tractor look at you getting out of your vehicle and stretching, silently warning: « Look around and be gone, stranger, or you’ll end up like me. »

You turn around and stare at the marking on the wall, still trying to figure it out. To the left of the main house, a patio and a few tables and chairs with their umbrellas suddenly remind you of your thirst. No matter what else they sell here, there seem to be drinks and souvenirs, and that alone was worth the stop. But you can’t help finding out first what the deal is so you  head to the entrance on the right, nodding to the bikers sipping their beer in the shade as you pass them.

You walk into a rather dark room and your eyes fight to adjust for a few seconds as you hesitate walking in any further, mindful of the mines or surprises that might lay ahead. Then your vision adjusts and what was darkness turns into a peculiar semi-lit room with a bar at one end and a slightly brighter space opening opposite you. A man is standing behind the bar, gray beard and long poneytail. Wearing a black t-shirt, smoking thoughtfully, he looks like a biker himself. Is he Ronnie?

Having silently said hello to the man, you turn your attention back to the room, your eyebrows still arched in question marks. Hundreds of old bras and panties are hanging from the ceiling, collecting dust and spider webs. You notice more chairs and tables, a few magazines, a TV showing some big football game. Venturing now into the far room you are greeted by some harsh yellow light shinning through a narrow window. The walls are literally covered with thousands of quite neatly arranged graffiti and messages.

You whip your camera out of its bag like a cowboy his Colt. The very low light makes shooting difficult but such an eerie atmosphere is well worth the effort. « Ronnie » kindly accepts to pose, or rather not to, for a  moody picture. So he keeps on doing what he was, staring into emptiness and blowing thick volutes of blue smoke at his bras.

A little investigation soon reveals that the « Sex » was a prank played on Ronnie by his pals one night. They painted the word next to his name and fled. Ronnie liked it. He kept it. Smart decision - it put him on the map and inside guide books. You smile. Glad you stopped.

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2008-02-27 13:15 • Posted in Always: & On the road: & Photoblogs: & South Africa:

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  • 1 - Marie says:

    « ...sells witblitz (white lightning) aka moonshine, too, :-)

    This was where I saw the spooks of the road crew workers some years ago. I forgot to ask him about them! »

  • 1.1 - Vince answers:

    « Yeah, I’d forgotten about that too. Now if there was a lot of moonshine vapors in the air... »

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Oct 14

It’s 9:00 AM and already, I feel sad. Today is Election Day. Canadians will choose themselves a new puppet. My sadness comes from the dull knowledge that none of the candidates likely to win are really any good, or colorful, or righteous. None of them, in my eyes, seem able to steer Canada into a better lane. They will not keep us out of foreign war zones nor will they turn our country into the change leader it could be.

It was found in a survey this year that 15% of Canadians would rather give up their Federal Elections ballot to vote instead in the upcoming US elections, and I am one of them. The choices we are about to make at home appear so insignificant compared to those about to be cast south of us. Ours will likely, this time again, be of no consequence to our way of life, all major parties having lead surprisingly similar campaigns. If they all mostly agree about their goals, this will be an election of faces and personalities, and I don’t like any of them. US elections, on the other hand, are likely to affect not only every American’s life but the entire world.

So my sadness probably resonates with the Earth’s. She cries in pain and watches our pitiful battles for the privilege to pillage and plunder her, to rape and to murder her children, to abuse a power we never were granted in the first place. It must be such a ridiculous spectacle.

Could we possibly wake up from our trance and act before it’s too late? What Canada needs right now isn’t another « political leader ». We have had those forever, and they have all played the same subdued role, keeping us warm, keeping us fed, keeping us nice and in the shadow of our southern big brother. What we need today is a good maniac. Someone willing to risk everything in order to radically change our way of life and place Canada on the cutting edge of reform, a leader in environmentally-savvy, economically innovative initiatives.

Yes, it would be a huge risk to take, it would shake everyone’s long-acquired habits and comfort. What, I can only drive around in my giant SUV every other day? (It’s been done in Mexico City.) What, I can actually buy myself an environment-friendly, alternative-powered vehicle? (They have been invented for decades, but the oil companies were in bed with car manufacturers.) What, I have to pay an extra tax on junk food and processed crap? (Why not, it would favour local farmers and improve our kids’ health.) What, I must own a bike and ride it to work to pay less taxes? (Sure, and you might even get used to it.) What, I must donate so many hours of my life a week to community projects? (Yeah, that way you’ll bitch less about the homeless and will actually stand a chance of improving your neighborhood the way you really want it.) Heck this is not a Communist regime, I want Harper back! (Too late, he immigrated to the US and is dealing arms with ex-President Bush.)

Granted, there would be a lot to loose to such a gamble if things went wrong, a country’s economy turning to a volatile and fragile sand castle in times of change. But make no mistake about it, we are loosing it all as we speak, any way. Just ever so softly we have numbed ourselves to the fear, and if death is creeping in at an increasing speed, it’s under the blessed cover of willful ignorance. Just like stranded mountain climbers on their last bivouac, we are drifting into our final sleep as the cold seizes our limbs and inches towards the core. Except this time, the killer is heat.

And none of the major candidates this year have promised to reverse that. But they will address the $100 tax rebate. I expected no less.

 

2008-10-14 09:30 • Posted in Schtroumpfissime:

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  • 1 - Amber says:

    « Vinnie, you should run. Or be an advisor. :) »

  • 1.1 - Vince answers:

    « I do run, as you well know. Twice a week at least. And so do sardines off the coast of South Africa. ;-)

    No, seriously, I know it’s easy to talk and criticize but much harder to actually do something helpful. And that’s why I feel sad: what I will do today won’t help. It can’t.

    As far as running goes, yeah, I could totally see myself kissing babies. My slogan would be:

    An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,
    Vote for me and I’ll set you free.
    »

  • 2 - Marie says:

    « Yes...you run! I will be First Lady Maniac.

    Them’ fightin’ words, Son. Good to hear. »

  • 2.1 - Vince answers:

    « LOL... First Lady Maniac, who’s feathers should we ruffle, today? The right wing or the left? Let’s come up with a tax for cat-lacking households (they lead to depression and cost the health care system huge money) and an exemption for the purchase of cow-colored suitcases which are actually environment-friendly, reducing cases of mistaken luggage (and hence the gas used to drive the bags to their respective addresses.) ;-) »

  • 3 - moreidlethoughts says:

    « It’s a sad time all ‘round. There are no great leaders today. Considering what your southern neighbour has dragged this country into, I think we should be allowed to vote in USA.
    And if I had a Canadian ballot I’d definitely go for the Maniac! (with a feline running mate?) »

  • 4 - Sigrid says:

    « I went to vote, ‘cause I’m a good citizen. But I never found « Obama » on the paper so I didn’t know what to do. Anybody else had the same problem? »

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