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Nov 18
   Vintage! This is a random post. The year was 2007...

The Seawall reopens

Two days ago, almost a year after an unprecedented storm devastated Stanley Park, the entire Seawall was reopened to the public. It will have taken all this time to restore the northwestern section of the path after hurricane strength winds downed 10,000 trees in December 2006 and caused major landslides that forced the closure.

Today, a little before sunset, I went for my first run around the park - and I mean literally around, not through it like I have been doing for the last year. The Seawall was packed; strollers, bikers, runners, rollerbladers, everyone was rediscovering their long lost love. Siwash Rock stood proudly in a shy sunset, the path was clean and the cliffs shone in the ever-present water dripping down their face.

It was a tough run, the right leg refusing to adjust and hovering just short of a cramp for the entire time. But my heart was light. I have never seen a more beautiful run anywhere. Welcome back all, to the Seawall!

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2007-11-18 21:19 • Posted in Cool: 3 Comments » Toggle display • Reply
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Apr 17

Grind in the City 2009 - Running up that staircase

The 2009 Grind in the City charity stair climb was held today at Harbour Centre. Starting at street level and ending up at the Vancouver Lookout, the 700 step or almost 500 vertical feet run has become a classic in downtown Vancouver.

There are two kinds of participants: the open, general-public category of braves wearing shorts and running shoes, and the firefighters from municipalities as remote as Whistler who race up in full gear.

OK, you want numbers? I’ll have to confirm these times but I believe the record in the open category was a little over three minutes (!) and then the fastest firefighter did it in a little more than... 4 minutes!!! 

Now, that’s quite... impressive. I am no firefighter myself, not by a long shot, but I did have the opportunity to wear - and train in - full firefighting gear while onboard Club Med 2, since dive instructors were typically assigned to the Fire Teams. I clearly remember the sobering effect of a dreadful combination of heat and weight. Our training sessions were short and involved no more than a couple of decks worth of stair climbing, but I did on various occasions come very, very close to throwing up in my mask from exhaustion.

And these guys, they rush up over 30 storeys (the literature says 47, but it’s a matter of building blue prints vs popular belief), wearing heavy boots, a full fire suit, mask, helmet, Fenzy (sorry, old habit, theirs were Scott’s) and breathing through a mechanical device that always leaves you wanting more air, and then they go on about their business. There are very few people in life I truly admire but firefighters are among those.

Kudos, to everyone who participated.




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2009-04-17 23:42 • Posted in Blogging: & Vancouver: 2 Comments » Toggle display • Reply
Mar 21

66 Square Feet nominated 2009 South Africa Blog Awards finalist

A little promotion, while you’re here with time to kill. Marie’s blog 66 Square Feet has been nominated as a finalist for the 2009 South African Blog Awards in the Best Photographic Blog and Best Travel Blog categories! Time to go vote for her. Click on the « Vote this blog » tag, scroll down to the bottom of the page that opens, type in your email address and the captcha letters and vote away. A confirmation email will soon arrive, containing a link on which you must click to cast your vote. That’s it. Thank you! :-)

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2009-03-21 21:08 • Posted in Always: & Blogging: 1 Comment » Toggle display • Reply
Jan 26

Bloody ongoing malware issue and apologies

It would seem that Google found malware somewhere on this site and has now flagged it in its search results as potentially distributing malware.

I am currently struggling to find out the source or cause for this and apologize for the inconvenience. It would seem that I either have been the victim of a hacking attack or have used a bad script (I am now busy replacing all scripts with fresh up-to-date copies.) It could be a bad comment somewhere on the blog but then I’m not sure why the entire site would be flagged rather than that specific entry. It could also probably have something to do with my server or provider. The problem is reported by Google as « Adware », which isn’t so bad but very annoying. They are very quick at black-listing you but not very efficient at providing you with clear reasons or a cause. Bloody algorithms.

I’ll keep everyone (and here I am aware that I am probably talking to myself since most visitors must run away with their tail between their legs when they see the Google warning. Can’t blame them/you.) posted on the progress.

Sorry again.

From South Africa,
Vince

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2009-01-26 01:37 • Posted in Blogging: & Web site news: No comments yet »  Post one!
Jun 28

5 things I wish school would have taught me instead

Or a list of the incredibly important areas school failed to address, leaving it up to me to find out about them, often painfully, always late.

  1. Goals and focus. Sure we were given homework. Sometimes a helluva lot of it. But homework doesn’t really address itself. It overburdens a student into spending entire evenings or even nights fighting for some essay or a score but it never includes instructions. Students are left on their own figuring out how to properly manage their time, set priorities and achieve their goals, and most never do. They treat homework and school classes as annoyances, unavoidable pains that have to be endured until eventually freedom comes. Never are they told that freedom could be there this very day while doing homework, and that finishing school won’t yield any relief in life unless they have learned how to manage said life. A 1952 Yale study revealed that only 3% of the graduating class members had written goals. Twenty years later, another survey of the class indicated that the net worth of the 3% of the class that had written goals now exceeded the net worth of the other 97% of the class! That 3% also had statistically fewer divorces, and an overall better quality of life. Well, it’s just numbers. But those numbers presented by a great teacher with charisma and vision would sure as hell have made me think!
  2. A healthy mind in a sane body. Was it once a week? We would go to the field and play team sports. I was also enrolled into a very intensive sports-study gymnastics program, which I hated because it was not about my own improvement or training; it was about, because and for competition. What I didn’t know, and it was never explained, is that there is no dichotomy of the mind-body machine. There are, among the average population, no brains on one side and muscles on the other, no one group mocking the other, unable to grasp or achieve the level of performance of their opposite. What there is, is a bunch of innocents who have been lead to believe they are better brains or better muscles, and that this simply has specialized them a little more and is quite acceptable. Bullshit! The mind cannot work without the body and vice versa. They both need to be in top shape. Keeping up that shape should be of the utmost importance throughout our life. And always, always, they should work and play together. Why was I never told that eating well would make me a better student? Why wasn’t it explained that more exercise would help me concentrate on homework? And why oh why didn’t they tell me that the mind has to be trained just as hard as the body? They implied it by forcing me to go to school. They just never said it!
  3. Right and wrong. I was given plenty of wrongs, and a few rights. Wrong to be distracted in class. Wrong to be lazy. Wrong to chew gum. Wrong to be different. Wrong to fail an exam. Wrong to speak during class. Right to understand that all of these are wrong. Right to play the game. Right to be a good boy. But these are jokes. They have nothing to do with reality. The reality of our world is that all humans need a set of values. These values are acquired, they are not inherited. Human values define the world by defining us and so we should be educated towards values just as we are with biology and calculus. Values can be shaped into tools. Kids needs to learn why lying is wrong, not just told not to. They must be shown how to give. How to care. How to commit. How to be fair. How to be strong. Honest. Forgiving. Loving. Hardworking. Patient. How not to take themselves too seriously. Where else than school can one learn all this? After school, it’s too late. Habits have been taken, the mind has become lazy and sometimes already wandered to the dark side. But no, I was learning about sine and cosine. How very helpful that has proven to be.
  4. Play the saxophone. My whole life would have been different. But, hey, they taught me to play the flute.
  5. Love, fear and other foundations of life. As a kid in school, I was never told to look inside of me and face my demons. If anything, I was lectured that such demons didn’t exist. Be brave, they said. They meant for me to be quiet. Granted, adults who have not conquered their own fears cannot possibly teach about them. So we end up in a giant vicious circle. Still, as a child, I think I would have loved to learn more about my emotions. I would have enjoyed, with the curious and innocent morbidity of children, being lead to look into my own suffering, to venture towards the heart of my fears, and to explore the very taboo world of my young linkings and dislikes. I think that if it was explained properly, I could have understood much earlier that fear can be faced, and tamed. That it doesn’t have to govern our lives. And that love will fare so much better, when the fear is gone. School could have taught me about myself; instead, it chose to teach me about itself - an outdated, mostly useless and self-deprecating institution that manages only to waste a few precious years of very precious lives, wasting time on theory when so much practice is needed. Mr. Keating had it right; he got fired for it. Who will pick up the flame?

Still to come: « 5 great things I managed to learn any way. »

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2008-06-28 16:20 • Posted in Blogging: & Schtroumpfissime: 5 Comments » Toggle display • Reply
Jun 28

5 school brainwashing topics I could have done without

... Or a list of the worse absurdities years of traditional school have painfully engraved into my young mind, polluting it and wasting precious space and resources that could have been so much better used.

  1. History. My ancestors were barbarians. From immemorial times, they have killed, plundered, coveted, destroyed and trashed. They have waged wars, endlessly, showing that greed and cruelty are two of mankind’s main assets. So to make sure all this History is retained and passed on, our education system rolls its students in it thoroughly, day after day, year after year, insuring they are properly branded and labeling them psychologically as the descendants of the beasts. We are told to be proud of the blood that stains our path. Never once is a moral judgment made on past actions. It’s all studied in the name of science, as a curiosity, as an ongoing experiment and a collection of dates and heroes - because no matter what they did to mankind, they are all famous. Napoleon, Hitler, Alexander the Great, Columbus, Socrates, Da Vinci, Attila, Custer, what’s the difference? Good, bad, they’re all historical figures, they make a speaker’s eye shine. Not once did a history teacher take a minute to pause the lesson and show us history repeating itself in the form of a present war, some unnecessary greedy killing for oil or money or diamonds, live, somewhere on the planet. Not once were we told that the butchers we are should become farmers. It’s not part of a history class. With only peaceful dates to remember, history teachers would be like a crowd without any sensationalistic newspapers to read. Bored.
  2. Conformism. My first point leads to the second. History was taught, like every other topic, in carefully arranged classrooms, row after row of perfectly aligned tables and chairs. Every student had the same desk, the same books, in some cases the same uniform,
    « It is a miracle that curiosity survives the formal education. »
    Albert Einstein
    and uniform behaviour was expected. At the beginning of the year, the entire class would be sent out to buy the same exact supplies, no deviation allowed - type of pencils, color of binders, ruler size, everything was orchestrated to the smallest details, in the name of conformity. Then throughout the year, great efforts were made by the teachers to keep that conformity up. Vincent, can’t you do this like everybody else? Shame! As students we were being slowly trained to become perfect sheep, socially functioning mindless zombies with no desire for individuality, seeking only to belong and melt into the mass, finding approval and recognition from their peers by looking alike. Our society functions on mass control. Everything depends on how easy a population is to manipulate; politics, advertising, entertainment, fashion, retail, pharmacology, they all thrive on their ability to influence an audience via the media, convincing minds and hearts that they must do like everybody else in order to be happy and fulfilled; and all that started on my first day in school.
  3. « Can do better ». One of the most common comment that appeared on the monthly student report sent to my parents was « Vincent is lazy. He has potential but could do better. » Given that I was usually in the top quarter of the class, I got used to it. It wasn’t bad. I was good, and probably could have been better. But my parents were satisfied with it because they focused on the word « potential » rather than « lazy ». God bless them. The school, however, never once bothered to teach me how to actually become better, how to use that potential. It never pushed me to go the extra mile, to leave the pack behind and do something greater, on my own. It had to stick with point 2. The teacher’s role was very simple: rate the students’ performance, write it down on a report and pass it on to the parents. Hands wiped, job over. The parents would mysteriously make it happen, they would use their parenthood to metamorphose this potential into a reality. But most parents see their kids less often than the school does, and they don’t have the opportunity to seriously educate their children socially - their education is family-oriented, and so it should be. It’s then left mostly to the schools to fit children into society. A society only progresses because of the remarkable efforts of very few. The majority of people are acting like a dead weight on evolution. It’s the few who pull us forward. Yet people in school never bothered to show me motivating examples of that leading pack of a few, to tell me I could make it there and be an architect of my own times. They merely said I could do better.
  4. Play the flute. I wanted to play the bloody saxophone. What else can I say?
  5. « School sucks ». We spend 10 to 20 years of our lives in some kind of school. It plays a major role into who we become as adults, and ultimately as shapers of our world. Yet there is overwhelming social acceptance that school years are among the worse we have or will go through. It is in school that we are taught the hard way to accept our faith silently and lower our heads, and do « it » because « it » has to be done. We then go into life and settle for more of the same; we accept less than perfect family situations, take a job we don’t like and go through our existence thinking there must be something better, without ever really seeking it. It doesn’t have to be that way. School must evolve into the best time of our life. It must become a real cradle, a place where creativity is unleashed and potential nurtured and exploited, a time during which kids have fun discovering who they are and what they will accomplish. Finding out about their differences and how those will serve the greater good by bringing in diversity. Learning about past mistakes and being shown how to correct them. Not allowed to settle for less than the best. School must change if we are to.

Coming next: « 5 things I wish school would have taught me instead » and « 5 great things I still managed to learn, in spite of all my laziness »

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2008-06-28 13:24 • Posted in Blogging: & Schtroumpfissime: 2 Comments » Toggle display • Reply