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Bits and pieces: Computechnicogrammingalities. I find them, I use them, and I either love or hate them. So I write about them.

Everybody knows it: Internet Explorer sucks. It sucks mostly because even in its 8th version, it still isn’t standard-compliant. The other four major players in the browser field, Firefox, Chrome, Opera and Safari, have synchronized their efforts and achieved a rather similar level of compliance. Web designers can target them globally and obtain very consistent results. But IE remains a mystery. No matter what, version after version, it just doesn’t manage to catch up with the pack. So a carefully designed web page looks beautiful - as intended - on most browsers but on IE, it’s likely to be ugly and/or broken.

But picture this: Google, in its rather obvious ongoing campaign to steal some of Microsoft’s monopoly and fame, has just released a very clever plugin called Google Chrome Frame. Once installed, the little beauty allows someone browsing the web with Internet Explorer to actually experience web pages as they would be seen on Google Chrome - meaning the right way. The plugin simply turns IE into a standard-compliant, nice-playing browser. Wow.

The Google Chrome Frame plugin simply turns IE into a standard-compliant, nice-playing browser.

The idea, to quote TechCrunch, is both hilarious and awesome. I find it quite satisfying to see most of the industry rallying against IE, because I am le tired of getting headaches trying to make my pages IE-compatible or of finding ways for them to degrade - never mind gracefully - decently. In this sense, Chrome Frame seems like a godsend. Drawbacks are likely to surface and the plugin will without a doubt have its share of detractors, but I think it’s a fantastic idea, even if only in its hilariousness.

From a designer’s point of view, going the Google Chrome Frame way is a two-step process: the addition of a simple meta tag is enough to make a page compatible, and then a slightly more complicated piece of code allows for browser detection and prompting the IE user to install the plugin.

Make no mistake about it, this is all in a very, very early development stage. As it has become customary with Google, the project was made available to the guinea pigs, I mean the developers, in order to leverage their time and speed up the gestation. But the newborn looks impressive and is sure to make many heads turn. It should be noted that Chrome Frame isn’t really a browser plugin but rather is installed - and thus eventually removed - like a program, to and from the Control Panel.

If you’d like to see it in action - provided you are indeed still running some version of Internet Explorer (my heart goes to you), you can go to my new sitemap and install the plugin. Because of its beta stage, Google Chrome Frame doesn’t yet seem to reload the page correctly once installed, so you’ll have to close and restart your IE browser. But at that point, what a difference. Notice for instance that suddenly, IE is rendering drop shadows and rounded corners correctly!

So the million dollar question is: who will install this? It can be argued that a good percentage of the people who are still using Internet Explorer do so because of an inherent fear of change, of the unknown, of computers and complicated installs. If switching over to Firefox is too intimidating, installing a plugin might still appear to be too much trouble and be skipped. Time will tell.

 

 Posted at 9:16 PM in Bits and pieces: & Cool: & Web winks: No comments yet »  Post one!

The most unrelenting readers among you might have noticed design fluctuations in the top part of the blog over the last three days. I apologize for the inconvenience; I was upgrading the top menu and later conducting some heavy testing. Not having an option to test offline, I had to work live, and be visible about it.

I give you, tada... the Mac-looking Icon Menu! Yawn.

It’s all over now and as I sit at home resisting the urge to scratch, corticosteroids having been tapered off and poison ivy rash ‘d itch still in full swing, I give you, tada... the Mac-looking Icon Menu! Yawn.

No, really, it’s brand new. It’s based on a script by N.Design Studio - that’s the folks who put together the original version of the fantastic template you’re looking at right now and which I seriously modified, I mean improved. It also uses qTip for the floating tooltips and is powered by jQuery, a javascript library to which I will be switching over gradually because, well, it just rocks. Shadowbox, which powers all my slideshows and the « about » pages of the web site, happens to be so well designed that it works on all major libraries - Prototype until recently, and jQuery as of now.

I am happy to report that it all seems to function rather-well-to-perfectly on all latest versions of the major browsers, IE8 being - as always - on the trailing end of things. I’ve also done some maintenance and fixed a few things on the back-end, and straightened out the FAQ’s section, with more to be added soon.

If you don’t like it, you can always collapse it with the Toggle button. Comments and reconstructive criticism are always welcome. So is unbridled praise.


 

 Posted at 11:58 AM in Bits and pieces: & Web site news: 2 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

Ok, I rarely do plugs like this, but I found multiple references to these photos on Stumble Upon and they are truly amazing. I’m sure I won’t be the only one. Voyez plutôt.

Thierry Legault, a French (cocorico) astrophotographer, has managed to take incredible photos of the space shuttle Atlantis during its transit in the company of Hubble in front of the sun.

He shoots with photo and astronomy gear that is quite beyond my understanding, except for the Canon 5D Mark II, camera of my dreams. The pictures were taken from Florida a few days ago, and they leave me speechless. Imagine that the transit durations were 0.8 seconds for the image of Atlantis and Hubble on his web site (altitude: 600 km) and 0.3 seconds for the image below which is a crop (altitude: 250 km)! Go visit his site, it’s well worth it.

Of course, Thierry could use the help of a good web designer, mais, bon, personne n’est parfait... ;-)

Space shuttle Atlantis by Thierry Legault

 

 Posted at 1:11 AM in Bits and pieces: & Web winks: 2 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

By now you have probably noticed the new « Suggestion? » tab up on the left edge of the blog. It’s the unobtrusive appendix of Skribit, a 2 year old web initiative that provides a content suggestion service helping bloggers discover relevant topics to write about from their readers.

Ya click on the tab and ya get an overlay window giving you the possibility to suggest (to me) a topic you’d like to see me blog about. Sure, you’re going to say, but I can just leave a comment and ask you directly. Very true. However comments are time-sensitive and they drop out of sight as fast as their associated post. With Skribit, the suggestion will remain and might contribute to that bloody unavoidable snowball effect the new web is all about...

We’ll see, it’s worth a try. So if there’s something you’d really, really like me to write or blabber about - I don’t know, the life and death of a home-made flan in a French kitchen environment, maybe - here’s your chance!

 

 Posted at 7:27 PM in Bits and pieces: & Web site news: No comments yet »  Post one!

Between my old photo-xposure.com site and the current www.vincentmounier.com, including URL versions with and without the « www » and allowing for some past sloppiness on my part when it came to trailing slashes, I was having to contend with over 6 different versions of my web site. Search engines were obviously having a hard time, I was getting confused and my configuration was a joke.

After days of trial and error, I think I finally have it all sorted out. The site might have been unavailable more often then it ought to, during that time, and I apologize. I was messing with 301 Redirects both at the server level and at my end in htaccess files.

Apache’s mod_rewrite module and its RewriteEngine directive are now doing the trick. Every single combination of URL’s from the old and the new web site should now point to a single destination, which for the record includes the « www » and a trailing slash when ending with a directory.

So there. You’re garanteed to see http://www.vincentmounier.com/blog2/ and you won’t even have noticed the switch if you typed anything else. Well, that’s not entirely true. Htaccess is rather low on the food chain of Apache’s processing of an HTTP request, so it’s not completely transparent. But almost.

 

 Posted at 10:17 AM in Bits and pieces: & Web site news: No comments yet »  Post one!

Make no mistake about it, Google is the new Microsoft. If Bill Gates once managed the incredible feat of putting Windows into just about every computer on Earth (and got filthy rich doing so), Google is about to achieve the same thing but from a cloud perspective. Will they get rich too? I think they already are. Is it worth it for us? I don’t know, and I don’t think it matters. It has already begun, we’re getting hooked and I know I could no longer live without my ability to Google stuff at will, for instance.

Cloud computing no longer is a science-fiction concept. While its definition remains up in the clouds, pardon the pun, its reality is undeniable and has been creeping up into our lives steadily for years. So how do we define it? The Wikipedia says that cloud computing is « a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. » Ok, but what does this mean in plain English, please?

Well, the resources we need, rather than being located on our own computer and utilized locally, are now hosted on a network - in most cases the web. Information search, communications, data storage and processing are all migrating from single-user platforms and local networks to larger, web-wide ones, with the help of mighty new advances like AJAX.

Still confused? Look at it this way: Do you communicate via Skype, AIM or other chat or VoIP networks? You’re kinda in the cloud. Do you use Gmail, Hotmail or any other webmail service? You’re in the cloud. Do you post or share images on Flickr and Picasa, videos on YouTube or files on Mediafire? You’re part of the cloud. Do you routinely waste your time on social networking sites like Facebook and MySpace? You’re being eaten away by the cloud. Did you switch tabs and frantically Googled « cloud computing » to refresh your memory when you read the title of this post? You were surfing the cloud.

But that’s only a beginning. Everything Google offers in terms of services is cloud computing-based, and in my case, that’s quite a few things: Gmail, Docs, Calendar, Picasa, Analytics, Webmaster Tools and more, including the very promising upcoming Google Voice. As a matter of fact, I believe that Google is smartly building the next volatile Windows from the ground up. They will soon have a complete web-based operating system and will be able to completely replace Windows - or any OS. They will only require you to have a very basic shell on the access machine - be it a computer, laptop, Blackberry, iPhone or any device soon to be invented, and that will be that.

There is already quite a lot of competition in the cloud computing business. Web-based services and applications are popping up everywhere, and while not nearly polished yet, they are getting very appealing, very fast. Let me give you a few examples. Need to retouch your photos on the fly and have no access to your home copy of Photoshop? Think no further than Splashup. With a rich user interface and most of the day-to-day features of a serious desktop-based photo and graphics editor, Splash does everything online via your web browser. If your needs are simpler, try Picnik and its very user-friendly retouching options.

And these are just individual applications. What if you want a full suite of web-based applications to duplicate the convenience of your desktop computer while on the road? Time to investigate EyeOS, MyGoya, AjaxWindows, Cloudo, Airset, Ghost and their siblings. They are clones of full-feature desktops, complete with control panels, display themes, many office applications, file storage, emailing and browsing capabilities, FTP access and more. Of course, many of these newly born projects are still looking for their true identity and some haven’t even made it out of beta yet. And to become really inescapable global solutions, they will have to either accept to link or interface directly with existing near-perfect web applications like Google’s or develop their own - in which case, they still have a lot of work to do.

So where are we headed with all this? Towards a helluva complex security and privacy minefield, as people slowly realize that they must now accept to have all their data stored, retrieved and exchanged over the ether. But as early writers were reluctant to store hundreds of precious pages on a magnetic disk that wasn’t even coffee spill-proof, people today will probably resist change and bring out large umbrellas to protect themselves from the cloud - until they eventually realize that for one thing, they can’t avoid or go against the flow and for another, it’ll all be incredibly easier, faster, and more powerful than ever.

Cloud computing isn’t about to rain on us. But it might need some new forecast models and it will definitely trigger the seat belt sign on. The web, after all, usually yields a bumpy ride.

 

 Posted at 6:00 PM in Bits and pieces: 2 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

Well it would seem I have just found the source of my troubles. I am hoping this was the only issue and crossing my fingers things have now been rectified. Time will tell.

In a nutshell, the .htaccess files on both my domains had been hacked and injected with malicious code designed at redirecting users arriving from a search engine listing, which sure explains why Google was so motivated in flagging me.

It appears that my web host, IX Web Hosting, is having huge security issues. I’m not surprised, one gets what one pays for. I had hoped to be in better hands then with GoDaddy. It looks like I am not. I might have to switch again, to a safer server this time, hence more expensive.

Heck.

 

 Posted at 5:12 AM in Bits and pieces: & Web site news: 2 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

For those of you who might have wondered where the pictures of old posts had gone recently, well, they were in server la-la land. I had forgotten to update my database table to replace the string of my old domain with the new one in over 300 entries!

It’s now a done deal.

Oops. I’m an idiot. It shouldn’t have made a difference since the files are still there. Haven’t had enough coffee this morning. It would seem that the old site is down. I’ll investigate...

 

 Posted at 12:17 PM in Bits and pieces: & Web site news: No comments yet »  Post one!

5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - Ignition!

Well, so to speak. The fireworks are inner ones. There’s really nothing to brag about but I hope you’ll enjoy the new look and streamlined interface. I certainly have learned a great deal and for that reason alone, it was worth it!

Please post any comments, typos, feedback, bug reports (are you still seeing the blog in blue, Gitte?), constructive criticism and blown away exclamation marks either in here or even better, in the guestbook accessible directly from the main gallery. I’ll be very curious to hear about loading speed, functionality, interface, etc.

There remain kinks to be ironed, of course and bits and pieces to be glued together. But you shouldn’t notice them too much.

Known issues:

  • There is a major glitch with gallery centering in Opera, which I just discovered. If you are using Opera, have patience, or consider Firefox or Chrome... ;-)
  • At this stage, all prior dates of guestbook comments are stamped 1969. Why then? Why not.
  • Most photo captions haven’t been written, nor the final sequence of photo albums decided; however neither should matter much because the captions are only turned on manually and definitively aren’t necessary, and since albums play at random by default, again the sequence isn’t quintessential.
  • I am still deciding what to do with the full screen mode; improvements may follow.
  • Too many pictures remain in the galleries, and some are not yet scaled to fit the screen. I should be removing at least 30% of what’s currently online and will be adjusting sizes when time allows.

And now, I’m going to.... bed! :-)

P.S. Oh yes, how do you get there? With the link above or here. And don’t forget to update your bookmarks!

Updates:

  • Blue text and background issues in Safari fixed, thanks to Gitte. CSS was the culprit, I hadn’t linked to a couple of files. I’ll have to centralize all that CSS.
  • Centering fixed in Opera, and while I was at it, I reverted to a much more simple CSS centring code; God only knows how I’d ended up using negative margins when I just had to use 2 margin:auto’s and 100% width... Again, CSS issue.

 

 Posted at 1:35 AM in Bits and pieces: & Web site news: 4 Comments » Toggle display  Reply

Saturday morning, 1:30 am. 

I wish I had a big black cat here to distract me from the computer and beg for pellets. Or its owner, to distract me from the computer and beg. ;-) But writing this post should do the trick and put me to sleep. The redesign is about complete and I should be going live tomorrow, hence today.

I’ve finished transferring files from one domain to the other, and thank god there will be less crap on the new site. The old one had become like a dark basement in which no one dares enter. I’ve gotten rid of my Viper Guestbook after reading that the project had been abandoned due to major security issues, and have installed a new, lighter script; adapting the database was a bit tricky and my old dates still aren’t sorted out but I’m working on it. The blog now resides at the new domain and if you are reading this, you have been redirected silently (look at the URL.) Time to update your bookmarks. All the photo galleries are online and duly managed via the SlideShowPro Director CMS. They still need tweaking and the most time-consuming task of writing captions has yet to be tackled.

But all and all, I’m just about there. I’ll finish adjusting everything once the site is up and running. There will be a lot of SEO left, and some cleaning up, and 301’s, and Google Analytics and Sitemaps, and Woopra. And then there will be time to think about a desert...

 

 Posted at 4:34 AM in Bits and pieces: & Web site news: 3 Comments » Toggle display  Reply
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