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+ Namib Trip: Story of a road trip from Cape Town to the Namib Desert and back

The ominous web site crisis seems ongoing. I have found the entry point - or rather the target - of some evil Sith attacker, but not the method. I will do my best to keep the site clean by watching everything carefully on a daily basis but if you, the reader, ever get a warning or signs of malicious activity (in our case mostly redirects to suspicious sites), I’d appreciate feedback. And always, always use up-to-date browsers (and their better security), anti-virus software and common sense!

Then, mea culpa, I haven’t posted much since I left Vancouver. I have attenuating circumstances, mind you; I just didn’t intend to. Don’t fear; if I ever snap out of my web-security-induced morose state of mind, the trip should act like a stone into a pond, its ripples bouncing endlessly long after our planes have finally touched down home, and hopefully blooming into as many posts and pictures. The pictures already exist. The posts don’t.

In the meantime, here is a short teaser featuring some photos, 22 out of the thousands taken. Marie and I left Cape Town on Jan 10th and came back on the 23rd, having driven close to 5000 km - about one third of which was on dirt roads. We crossed the South African border into Namibia, pushed on north as far as the Namib Desert, then traveled eastbound back into South Africa and visited the Kgalagadi Transfontier Park and its 40° C in the shade. A fantastic and often breathtaking trip.

Stay tuned for more in-depth coverage. For now, imagine being hundreds of miles away from any trace of civilization, feel the sizzling heat come down on the landscape and slow life to a halt, limit the notion of water to that which you carry with you, picture a world sandwiched between immense sky and endless dryness, remember the most incredible silence you ever noticed and multiply it by 10, promote in your mind the shade of a small tree to the status of oasis, and believe that even in all this emptiness, there will be life. You are now in Southern Africa.

 

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We had been casually dreaming about this trip for months and then actively planning our route for weeks but it was only on the eve of departure, as various gear items and supplies piled up around the house awaiting to be loaded into the 4x4, that we fully realized what was happening: we were about to hit the road to nowhere.

Ambitious but quite doable, our goal was to head north from Cape Town along the South African west coast, cross the Namibian border at the Orange River and continue half the height of the country into the Namib Desert, in a short burst of 2 or 3 full-day drives that would place us early at the heart of our target area - and leave the rest to improvisation. We would thus avoid the malaria-infected northern regions of Namibia and stay in arid climate, but there also lay the rub: it would be hot. As in very hot.  This, after all, was the African summer.

I could hardly say we left empty-handed or unprepared. Our camping trip was going to be one of relative luxury, thanks to the help and generosity of many. I will of course thank our sponsors later. But at 7:00 AM on the 10th of January when we finally drove up Sun Valley Avenue at the wheel of a fully packed V8 Turbo Diesel Toyota Landcruiser, Marie and I felt like the world was ours to conquer.

The two tanks were full, 90L for the main and 120L for the auxiliary, giving us a theoretical range of over 1500 km. We were not planning to drive around all the time with a full reserve but South African fuel prices had just gone down and we figured we might as well fill up on cheap diesel rather than pay more once in Namibia.

Behind us in the trunk - next to a large cooler, 2 plastic crates with imperishable food, cooking utensils, a gas lantern and a stove, camping chairs, a dome tent, charcoal, pillows, sleeping bags, an inflatable mattress and many smaller absolutely necessary items - was… a fridge. Almost the size of the one that saw me through my 3 years of college student residence, the little beauty was plugged into our cigarette lighter and set for a radical 3°C. It had been lent by our no. 2 sponsors Jay and Guy and was filled with frozen meat, vegetables, butter and many other goodies we didn’t rely on the cooler’s ice to keep fresh.

On the backseat, wedged between a suitcase-full of clothes and my camera bag, was a case of wine. And I mean a case: 12 bottles - 3 of Prosecco and the balance a mixture of red and white, offered by Marie’s parents to quench our spiritual thirst and turn simple meals into feasts. « But you’re going for 14 days! » they’d exclaimed as we stood astonished, worried we would run out. We didn’t of course, and indeed feasted every night thanks to Marie’s fantastic cooking as much as to the wine. As we drove out of Cape Town and settled on the N7 for our long journey north, I still couldn’t believe what traveled with us and kept laughing silently at our luck – and abundance.

Marie had never really gone camping before and free of any prejudice or preconceived ideas (outside of Karen Blixen and Hemingway,) she packed half the house along in an attempt to recreate on the road the familiar setting of a friendly kitchen. We had a folding table (thanks Andy and Jonathan) and another small wooden one, a paper towel dispenser, real wine glasses, a cast iron pan and pot, a cutting board, glass candle protectors, multiple dishes, cloth napkins, serious knives, a glass vinaigrette bottle, salt and pepper cracker, and a clamping braai grid… To this I added a cute blue metal-finish thermos and my Swiss Army knife. I know my priorities.

For the road, we had packed and kept handy a pink bag containing biltong, fruit bars, marshmallows, white chocolate, sausage and other heart-lifters. There was a very small second fridge between the front seats, allowing for a bottle of Prosecco to chill for the evening meal along with some juice or beer for lunch. The bird book was at the passenger’s feet and the binoculars in the glove compartment. Our maps were folded to the day’s drive.

The two of us carried 3 cameras and a total of 46 Gb. of memory cards. My Christmas present, the new Canon G10, came to complete the line up and assist when Abetoo, my DSLR, became too bulky (with a tight pouch that fits on my waist, I can take the G10 and its 15 MP just about anywhere, while still shooting RAW images. It’s remarkably lightweight and sturdy at the same time and I have already grown very fond of it. It will accompany me on trail runs and/or urban expeditions where a large camera would be too obtrusive and jut basically works superbly as a passe-partout).

For the first two hours of driving to Porterville the scenery was familiar as we had gone there last year trying to get me airborne. Marie had in the past ventured on her own as far north as Springbok, last decent-sized town before the border, about 600 km from Cape Town. After that, we were in virgin territory.

When the main tank approached half, we switched the auxiliary pump on to transfer diesel between tanks and start emptying the reserve, which would eventually remain empty for the rest of our trip, making us much lighter. But despite extensive fiddling, the pump never started pumping. We had to come to terms with our fate: we would most likely carry 120L of unusable diesel around  with us for over 3000 km...

The landscape had long turned arid and the heat risen slowly when we reached the end of our day and approached the Orange River marking the border between South Africa and Namibia. Suddenly, the dry and dusty mountains were streaked with a line of lush vegetation and green erupted into the picture with an odd boldness.

With over 700 km weighing down on our lower backs, we arrived at the border and looked for procedural clues. A few cars were stopped in the main lane, empty. We parked behind them to get out and stretch, eventually greeted by an official who instructed us to leave the car right there and proceed to doors 1, 2 and 4, the Immigration, Customs and Police services respectively. We showed passports, ID’s, declared nothing and explained that no, we didn’t have a letter of authorization from the vehicle owner, in our case a generous dad. But we had registration papers and got through even after Marie joked « I hope my dad trusts me with it » and was awarded a laconic « But I, (accent on the I) might not trust you, Ms. » by a suspicious but bored officer.

We had cleared SA immigration and customs, and left relative civilization behind. We drove 100 meters and arrived at another control. The Namibian side, which effectively acted as gateway to the bridge, appeared quiet. Fortified by our previous experience in the field of African Border Posts, we parked next to another car and walked in. A single official sitting behind a high counter growled towards a set of forms to be filled. There was nothing to write with. I considered using my blood as ink but decided it would be a health hazard and went back to the car to fetch pens. Another uniformed officer standing outside seemed annoyed that I ostensibly locked the car back behind me. We presented our passports, paid the border crossing fees and exited as proudly as we could.

About to board our vehicle and head out, we were approached my yet another official, who could have been a police officer, or not. He looked through the Toyota’s windows and asked if we had anything to declare. The mention of wine got him thinking. He asked how much. We had to tell him. Then we had to show him. 12 bottles? I could almost see the wheels spinning slowly in his head and hear the cash register bells. K-tching!

He hesitated, trying to decide how to best pluck us. He had good eyes because he must have seen the Canadian passport between the seats and asked which one was the Canadian, aka the pigeon (that’s a French expression.) « You? All right, please come with me, I’d like to show you something. » Here we go, I thought. I followed him to a small room where he got out an old photocopied page of some Law Article. « First, » he explained in an official tone, « you do not have the ZAR sticker. We used to give a fine for this. » He pointed to the circled relevant Article of Law. « Second, you should have declared the wine. Over two bottles, you must pay duty. » Marie had walked in after me and was following the lecture. So, one of us said with a smile, « What must we do now? We are happy to pay the duty, and we’ll get the sticker. Can we buy it from you? »

I swallowed hard not to smile. That sheet, in front of me, was the wall of shame, the list of all the losers who had walked through this door before us.

There was a long pause, followed by some muttering about the guys, or them, not being there right now for the duty, and how he would try to attempt to see and evaluate what he could possibly maybe do. But he didn’t go anywhere. Instead, casually, almost smoothly, he whipped out another sheet and explained as he was showing us a list of names, signatures and amounts written by hand, that this was a donation form for their soccer team.

I swallowed hard not to smile. That sheet, in front of me, was the wall of shame, the list of all the losers who had walked through this door before us. I glanced at the amounts, found that $N100 was an average, and since I happened to have it in my pocket, picked up a pencil - graciously provided this time - and filled in my line on said wall. There was no shame. I was happy to play the game and get away with a simple $10 bribe rather than a lengthy pain in the butt about wine and duty.

He pocketed the money, and when asked whether he was part of the team and if they would win, he said yes, and yes. We all headed outside where he looked around unconvinced and admitted not to see the proper duty authorities. Then he just let us go.

We got in the car and exchanged a glance. Marie was furious. I was just glad to be done. I’d gone through the same rituals in Peru where one carried carefully calculated amounts of money in a special wallet in case of official trouble. In Mexico, a friend used to keep a pile of Playboy magazines in her car to bribe Traffic Officers. In Vietnam, the authorities invented a landing fee when we arrived on our first cruise, and since there was no precedent and they realized how important this was for us, they simply doubled the price every time we came back. In Panama, I unsuccessfully tried to buy my way out of a difficult situation. It turned out I had bid much too low. But of all these, the donation to the soccer team will remain my favourite. It’s inventive and almost funny, in a sick way. It’s robbery with style. It’s a poetic crime even if the crook will probably never know that he has a sense of humour.

We crossed the bridge and changed countries. The Orange River  might not look like much but it is the largest river in South Africa. A few more kilometres on a dirt road and we arrived at the campsite, nested right against the northern bank of the oddly greenish river. We bought ice, pitched our tent, set up the field kitchen and Marie, overwhelmed by so much novelty and a bribe she still hadn’t swallowed, cooked our first delicious dinner accompanied by perfectly chilled Prosecco.

Later, as the sun had dipped downstream below the horizon and a fish eagle glided by, we watched bright stars fill their sky and the moon rose slowly to greet us on our first leg of the journey. We had left the comforting real world behind and resolutely stepped into the unknown. We were committed. My heart began to beat slightly faster. There is a thin line between the safety of ordinary times and what lies beyond, and crossing it has always been a rush. Here we are, I thought. Nowhere. At last.

 

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Waking up by the Orange River the next morning, I glanced at South Africa on the opposite shore and launched into my breakfast-preparation ritual, only to find that our gas burner thingy was too large to accommodate the cheap but larger stove-top espresso maker we’d acquired at Woolworths to spare the wonderful Bialetti. Fiddling with the top of a metal Illy Espresso can, I managed – thanks to my Swiss Army knife – to manufacture a ring that would support the coffee maker. I lit up the burner, put my coffee on the flame and waited, seemingly forever. My makeshift tool began to darken and smell horrible, probably because of the metallic paint that was covering it. Then Marie suggested I simply use the braai grill that had been threatening to jump in my face. Now I was awake.

The first brew failed, I’d taken it off and put it back on too many times. The second failed too because I managed to tilt the espresso maker and water spilled into the wrong chamber. I was getting grumpy. On the third try, we got a few drops of very average coffee. Things were looking up. Barely.

Taking the tent down and packing up turned out to be a lengthy procedure complicated by the necessity to fit everything back inside the car exactly the way it had been done initially, because that was the only way it all fitted. The campsite had an electrical hook-up and our fridge had remained plugged in all night, keeping all frozen meat quite frozen. We hit the road around 9:30 AM and headed west and then northwest on C13, the small dirt road we had picked up just after the border.

The Orange River would stay with us for quite a while, distant at times and very close at others. It brought an incredible fertility to the valley and we found vineyards in the most surprising setting, isolated in the middle of a perfectly harsh and hot country. The temperature was already high but with the air conditioning on and a careful application of suntan lotion on our arms and shoulders, we were rather comfortable.

Eventually, the environment turned into an almost lunar-like landscape. Heat and dryness were the two only constants here and they would stick with us for many days. The road was still dirt (and would remain so for 2000 km with a few exceptions) but it was very manageable and allowed us to drive at speeds ranging between 60 and 100 km/h. We never saw cars going in our direction, and meeting an oncoming vehicle was extremely rare but lifted a huge cloud of dust that would drop the visibility to nothing for a few seconds.

Marie and I being who we are, there were many photo stops. She ticks mostly for flowers and vegetation, and I, for landscapes. Landscape shots were everywhere, one more beautiful than the previous, and things would keep becoming more and more dramatic as we proceeded north. But surprisingly enough, even in such an inhospitable climate and desperately barren soil, there were plants all around - small, rugged, brave plants that survived from the tiniest trace of water, going for months at a time without rain, if not years.

The C13 rode the northern bank of the Orange River into the Richtersveld and Ai-Ais National Parks, each in its country but managed and operated jointly in an effort to promote the continuity of very similar environments. To the north of us on a different road, was the Fish River Canyon, said to be one of the deepest in the world. But at this time of the year the poor Fish River, which we eventually crossed, was as dry as a piece of old biltong.

About 150 km from our departure point, we reached the very strange town of Rosh-Pinah. Of an obvious mining origin, the town seemed either young or reborn and extensive new housing developments suggested recent activity. We wondered if diamonds could be at the origin of this flurry of construction since we were on the inland edge of a very large coastal diamond restricted area. Beyond Rosh-Pinah, the road towards the main B4 was extremely well paved and quite new. Mysterious large trucks were going back and forth with unmarked cargo. Further research revealed that we had been wrong: our mythical diamonds were in fact simply zinc.

We headed north, relieved to take a break from the tortures of our Landcruiser’s rather rough suspension and relishing the hypnotically smooth pavement that lead to Aus.

Aus was a surprise, and wasn’t. Nested into orange rolling hills marbled with enormous granite boulders and slabs, the very small town had a cute church, a gas station, a hotel - and a pretty praying mantis on said hotel’s steps. Marie was charmed by the sight of a lady polishing the leaves of a plant and I, by the fact that we were almost there. We followed directions to Klein Aus Vista, where we were to camp. It turned out to be a delightful little lodge, well isolated from the road and with its campsite even further into the hills.

We unpacked and pitched, already getting a rhythm. As Marie has said it, the site had been neatly raked, everything was clean and the ablutions block showers – a quintessential feature when the temperature soars in the upper thirties - were quite welcoming. Later that night, sitting by the glowing coals of our braai and sipping red wine, we agreed that we could have stayed there longer. But the road was calling and morning would see us head away from comfort and into the edges of the Namib.

I walked around in the darkness and marveled at the stars. My dear Southern Cross was flying high, like a kite in the sky. I found Canopus and Achernar, drew an equilateral triangle towards an imaginary point sent by the cross, dropped down to the horizon and there was south. As always, my thoughts were drawn back to 1993, the South Pacific, five giant sails in the night. I smiled. This was so different, and so much the same. The southern hemisphere has a way of making one feel alive. And this time, I wasn’t alone.

 

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We awoke to the chirping of birds everywhere. Our tree didn’t host a nest but the sociable weavers lived nearby and they flocked in for an early visit, cunningly sensing that a breakfast was about to happen.

These weavers are quite remarkably friendly birds (see previous post for picture). They inhabit huge colonies patiently built in camel thorn trees and divided to form individual nests, more or less oriented downwards. It would seem that there is a central chamber but I didn’t push my investigation too deep. I’ve read somewhere that in such harsh and hostile climate they normally manage to get all the water they need from an insect diet, so the water we served them must have tasted extra sweet. We soon found out we could attract nearly the entire flock with rusk crumbs (the bloody things are nearly indestructible and not good for anything else anyway) and our campsite was besieged by so many birds that we almost lost control. They were, however, extremely polite, unafraid and delicate, a rare combination that meant no risk for our fingers but did threaten the table. Packing up took a little longer than we had planned. When we left the campsite, the endearing overfed weavers must have gone for a collective nap.

The next dirt road, which according to our well-folded but probably flawed map should have lead north from Aus, was hard to find. When we finally spotted it, further down than expected on the main B4 and very much unannounced, we were left to ponder the consequences of wandering onto a road that, obviously, nobody wanted to be on. But as we eased our way northwards down an immense stretch of perfectly straight road, lifting a huge cloud of white dust that followed us like a trail its comet, the landscape turned yellow and wide, and we were drawn into it as if bound by a spell, without any more thoughts nor hopes of turning around.

There isn’t much I could say about the drive to Sesriem without the support of photographs. We had entered a singular space made of a million perfect images but missing its vertical dimension. This world had lost its height and now laid flat and thinly layered all the way to the horizon. The landscape was being crushed by an endless sky of the deepest blue, perfect and immaculate, deliverer of an invisible but tenacious heat that only blossomed as it coated the ground in tones of gold and reds and whites, and then oozed back up in mesmerizing mirages.

On our right, for most of the way, unfolded a very low outcropping of rocks, marking the actual edge of the desert and beginning of the subsequent inland plateau. Left, as far as the eye could see, stretched a field of very low and dry grass of yellows and steel blues over a reddish soil. An endless fence formed a rather theoretical boundary and defied the imagination, extending so far that its perspective morphed into a solid shrinking triangle.

Eventually we turned west on the D707 that loops far into the desert’s edges, getting closer to the first real dunes of the trip which we only identified as such at the last minute because of their eerie orange color. It was the most amazing part of the day’s leg. We lost precious time on countless photo stops. I think we were a little speechless and spaced out.

Around five o’clock, after a full day of wonders and fierce heat, we reached Sesriem, unique gate to Sossusvlei. We had arrived at our destination. Beyond that point, we hadn’t bothered planning much, leaving the rest of the trip to improvisation and allowing for the unexpected.

We checked into the official, government-operated campground, despite the failure of our very necessary advance booking - read here « because of the completely worthless services of a local agency we had stumbled upon on the web. » Thanks to Marie’s charm, though, we scored the best campsite towards the end of the compound, with nothing between us and the distant sand dunes. The contrast between the privately owned Aus campground and this official machine was striking, but in the end, our goal mattered more than the means and we were delighted to stop for a few days. We settled into our third night, pitching the tent underneath a gigantic camel thorn inhabited by a comical lizard that came out every time we turned the tap on. Yes, the site had running water. This was no third-class third-world country and someone understood the importance of adventure tourism as a gold mine.

As the afternoon faded into a beautiful evening and the wind picked up and hauled like every night, barking geckos began their symphony all around us and we knew we had arrived. This was somewhere strange, different, a place that pushed our comfort zone sideways, a little corner of sand under a big tree next to the oldest desert on Earth. Sure there were people nearby. Our world has become so friendly to travelers that it’s increasingly difficult to avoid sharing its beauty with our peers. But this was no crowd, and the few other visitors were diluted into such immensity that they became quite tolerable.

Darkness and its best friend solitude closed in on us, the braai was lit up, our headlamps came into action and we ate with ferocious appetite. A jackal materialized in the faint glow of our candles but disappeared as soon as we acknowledged its presence. The ablutions block again had hot showers, a luxury I could never resist and was incredibly happy to find in the legendary middle of nowhere. Our mattress inflated, we carefully zipped up the tent to keep mythical jumping spiders and very real scorpions out and listened to the geckos. Later, when all was pitch black and the wind had calmed down, the jackal visited again. It would be back every night, shy but determined. In the morning, Marie found its footprints all around the tent. It would seem our jackal liked camping too.

 

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Sossusvlei lies in the middle of the Namib Desert, 60 km west of its port of entry, a tiny outpost called Sesriem, and another 70 km from the coast. This is a place where heat prevails, where sand is king and ruler of a magical, changing world. The Namib is said to be the oldest desert in the world, dating back over 55 million years. Its record-high dunes have turned burnt orange as iron in the sand oxidized over time.

Vlei is an Afrikaans word for pan, and indeed, every few years, the rains flood Sossusvlei’s clay bed through the Tsauchab River in a surprising display of natural anarchy. Between these exceptional events, the only water found on the vlei or the dunes is that carried by visitors. It is a land of thirst and incredible dryness. But the sheer beauty of the dunes and their constantly changing colors, as they react to different light and weather patterns, turns such harshness into a mesmerizing kaleidoscope.

Access to the vlei isn’t that easy. The closest place to camp is Sesriem. Being a National Park, the 50,000 km2 Namib-Naukluft is fenced off and protected by gated access. In Sesriem, the gate opens at 5:00 AM and closes at 8:30 PM. There is no overnight camping allowed, so in order to be on location for sunrise, one must imperatively be at the gate by 5:00 AM sharp and drive hastily to the end of the road.

Surprisingly, that road is paved. Because nobody seems to take the posted speed limit of 60 km/h too seriously, driving it takes less than an hour. However, the pavement ends before the vlei. There remain a few kilometers of very deep sand track to be negotiated by 4 wheel drive vehicles only.

When our turn came to venture into the park, I had set the alarm on my watch for 4:15 AM in order to have time to prepare coffee in the dark and wake Marie up gently, and still make the gate at 5:00. When I woke up at 4:45, I bolted upright and had to admit I’d missed my wake up call. Coffee would have to wait. I shook Marie up, she bravely fought sleep away from her eyes and we fumbled to get ready. We hit the gate around 5:15 AM, showed our access permit and were let through in complete darkness.

A couple of headlight sets were dashing through the night far ahead and eventually another set appeared far behind us, but for all practical purposes, were were alone. Despite the perfectly tarred pavement, I had to be vigilant for animals - proof once again that even the meanest desert shelters some form of life. Two rabbits, a jackal and a few bokkies ran away from our lights. I stuck to 80 km/h not to push my luck and when eventually the sky began to pale behind us, we had covered good ground.

Our first stop was at famous Dune 45, long before sunrise. Located about two thirds of the way to Sossusvlei, the dune comes just about flush with the road and offers an incredibly easy and inviting path into the desert. Its sharp spine rises steeply to the south, away from the valley, and starting to climb along the edge, one is immediately humbled by the vastness of its scale and the steepness of the slope. The problem with sand dunes is that you have to choose between going barefoot, which to me seemed a little silly and yielded worried thoughts about buried scorpions, and keeping your shoes on - which I did - and watching them swell up as they fill with sand. In no time, it felt like my shoes were 4 sizes too small.

The light was improving, still very soft and pinkish, slowly revealing the world around us and unveiling its crushing beauty. A few early risers had preceded us up the dune and a few more arrived later. Dune 45 had just been written up in South Africa’s Go! travel magazine as the best first morning stop and indeed, it was a magical sight.

But Marie and I left a little before sunrise, pushing further into the valley. I didn’t think we were missing much from a photographic point of view. The actual sunrise and sunset moments don’t do it for me, they’re too fast and involve far too much contrast. We got to the end of the pavement and followed signs into the actual vlei. Immediately, the path turned into deeper sand than anything we’d seen until now and driving actually became a little tricky. I was careful not to slow down too much in the deeper parts and waited to stop for photos where rock or clay came close to the surface.

The parking area was right next to the pan and a few 4x4’s were already in the shade of big trees. The sun had come up now and heat would be increasing rapidly but we still wished we’d brought our coffee maker and stove. Marie opted for a low walk on the perimeter of the pan and I headed up the main dune. She soon called me back to show me not one, nor two, but four owls in a short tree. Again, life was everywhere.

Then I went back to my climb along the curved edge of the dune above us. There wasn’t much wind at all and I could already sense the temperature difference between the shady area down below where Marie was still wearing her sweater and my location on an exposed ledge. I took a few pictures of sand creatures, a large beetle and some funny, very rapid lizards.

As I reached the sharp summit of the dune, I met a couple in shorts and scandals. They were coming from the opposite direction and we exchanged polite pleasantries, unable to break the ice in such sizzling heat, all of us probably humbled by the scenery and feeling like we didn’t belong and were trespassing. We negotiated our way past each other carefully, not because of the narrowness of the ridge but to avoid adding unnecessary footprints to the slopes. They headed down slowly and then, at last, I was alone.

I felt like I had just fallen off the face of time itself. Bouncing in my mind were many half-forgotten history and geography classes, and as many books and movies I’d fed my dreams with throughout the years. It all came down to this moment, so simple and yet so expertly carved by the chisels of destiny and chance. This was Africa. I had sand in my shoes. The woman of my dreams was down below extricating the smallest beautiful details out of a magical fresco. The desert all around was fiercely frying my skin - because it was meant to do so - but secretly chilling me to the bone, reminding me how old and powerful it was and how insignificant I’d remain, long after having returned to civilization.

Mine was a moment of triumph, of utter victory over nothing but time and abstract obstacles, one that I wouldn’t be allowed to take home with me. It had to be lived through and left behind for someone else to find. The best I could do was freeze it in stills and attempt to collect samples of the heat and extraordinary play of light and shadows and tones, in digital bits, for later.

I sat down on the edge of the dune with my back to the sun, camera in hand, eyes lost on the heat-blurred horizon. This, I thought, had to be the reason why explorers and pioneers are what they are, and why they keep going despite bitter suffering and unfair sacrifices. It is only by pushing the limits outside that one eventually catches a glimpse of who’s hiding inside. And then the dream becomes, dune after dune, wave after wave, rope length after rope length, one difficult step at a time, to understand it all.

 

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We stayed in Sesriem for 3 days. On our last day, we embarked on a quest for diesel after finding out that the local gas station had none. The small town of Solitaire, some 80 km north, was the nearest station as per the map and we decided to push beyond it and drive around the entire Naukluft mountain range and investigate a campsite there for the following night.

We saw mountain zebra up rather close but the campsite was absolutely deserted because of the intense heat and buried inside a narrow gorge with overhanging boulders that Marie’s imagination immediately populated with what our guidebook evaluated as a « healthy leopard population ». There were no fences to the site and this lack of separation between tent and predator proved to be too much. We returned to our now familiar Sesriem campground.

The next morning, we packed up and took a slightly different road south towards Aus, where we spent another pleasant night. We had booked our following stop at a guesthouse east of the Fish River Canyon, which we intended to reach via the town of Keetmanshoop and its cool quiver trees.

As we drove away from Aus, heading east onto the nicely paved B4 towards Keetmanshoop, Marie hesitantly brought the Kgalagadi idea forward again. The gigantic game reserve was quite far and we had previously ruled it out due to lack of time and to keep things reasonable. But coming out of Sossusvlei one hardly feels reasonable and the tempting fact was that the entrance to the park lay at about the same latitude as we now were. It would just be a long drive east through the border to get there. We’d have to move fast to arrive the same day, as there were barely any options to camp along the way. We needed to find out what the entrance fees were like and if reservations were needed. We needed an ATM for cash. And we needed food. By the time we reached town, the idea had blossomed into a feasible plan.

Keetmanshoop is not an idyllic place. Isolated in the middle of too much harsh and barren overheated land, it fails at attaining the status of oasis and simply stands there

Keetmanshoop is not an idyllic place. Isolated in the middle of too much harsh and barren overheated land, it fails at attaining the status of oasis and simply stands there, providing a bit of artificial shade and regrouping in one convenient spot both supplies and supplie-es. There is no harmony to the streets and people move about slowly when they do, preferring to stand in the shade, leaning against walls, idling through their day.

We drove straight to the Tourist Office, following the international « i » sign. There was no shade to be found and we parked the poor truck in the sun, hoping it would manage to cool off magically. My Suunto watch read 40 °C in the shade. Stepping out of the car was not unlike walking into a red-hot oven. The Tourist Office was open, or rather opened, but no one was there to help. We waited for a while and finally got our intel’ from a couple of very helpful South African tour bus drivers. According to them, the Kgalagadi was a go. We stocked up on boerewors and lamb chops at the local butcher, bought more supplies at a vague grocery store, found an ATM, and made quick calls to the guesthouse and Cape Town, announcing our route change.

Then we hit the road again. It was getting late. Suddenly, as we had finally found our way out of Keetmanshoop and I was leading us unto yet another dirt road, I had a flash and wondered out loud if the border crossing would surely be open. I remembered seeing a list of border crossing opening hours on the road map. Marie scrambled for it, twisted it in all directions, unfolding and flipping until she found an answer. She looked up at me, a doubtful look in her eyes. « 4:30 PM, » she said. I swallowed hard, glancing down at my watch. « We’ll just have to drive faster, » she said again, leaning towards me to eye the speedometer. I was driving at a comfortable 100 km/h, which wasn’t bad for a dirt road and still allowed for some fuel economy.

I did a quick mental calculation. At 120 km/h, we’d make it to the border between 4:15 and 4:30 PM. It was going to be very tight. I stepped on the gas reluctantly. I don’t like driving fast on dirt. A blown tire at high speed is never fun, they say, but on this volatile surface, it would be a nightmare trying to keep control. I decided to rely on the shining reputation of the BFG tires and crossed my fingers. By luck, the road was mostly large, well maintained and abandoned by all. I rarely had to slow down and kept a close eye on my speed and a tight grip on the wheel.

The landscape was incredibly boring and empty. This, it turned out, was the real desert. No beauty, no sand, no appeal. Just endless dryness, rocks, miserable bushes and the ever-present heat.

We arrived at the border at 4:15 pm sharp. I looked around as I was parking. There was nothing. This was another middle of nowhere. I wondered for a moment what the life of a border control officer could be; I though I heard the distinctive sound of colliding billiard balls through a window.

The western gate was closed behind us as we walked towards the office and I figured they had called it a day. Paperwork was expedited and we got back to the car, where we were asked to lift up the hood. They were looking for the engine’s serial number, which they compared to a list. Landcruisers must have been a high commodity in the area. We drove into South Africa and the east barrier was locked again behind us, as employee cars departed simultaneously. I looked at my watch. It was 4:32 PM. We had barely made it.

The rest of the drive took us a while but we were now driving at a slower pace. To get to the Kgalagadi, one turns left on D360, heading north into low vegetation-covered sand dunes. That intersection is the strangest place of all. No way to pinpoint where you are, a strange mix of African bush atmosphere and southern US looks. Bushmen, called San or Khoi, the Khoe-speaking hunter-gatherers of South Africa, are living pitifully on the side of the road, selling crafts and slowly but irremediably sliding down the slope of annihilation.

The landscape was incredibly boring and empty. This, it turned out, was the real desert. No beauty, no sand, no appeal. Just endless dryness, rocks, miserable bushes and the ever-present heat

60 km later, we were at Twee Rivieren, the Twin Rivers, southernmost gate of the 38,000 km2 Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park. The Park lies mostly in the southern part of the Kalahari desert and is composed of red sand dunes, scarce vegetation and a few trees gathered along the dry beds of its two occasional rivers - the Nossob and the Auob - which flood and flow only once every so many years, an exceptional event keeping the area alive. Two thirds of the park are within Botswana but we were planning on staying home.

We got in and waited an hour for a group of demanding Botswanan Government employees to sort out their stay. We later registered ourselves - initiating a log system that would allow us to sign in and out at control points to insure we didn’t go missing - and then, in the most unbearable heat, we managed to find the strength to fight about our choice of campsite. It was going to be a horrible evening and a miserable night. The Kgalagadi, a « place of thirst », was making us pay a high entry fee.


 

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That night seemed to drag on forever. We didn’t sleep much. The heat was brutal, still above 40ºC, and I had to keep my bed wet by splashing myself with lukewarm drinking water from a bottle, in a futile search for some coolness. The air mattress felt spongy and wobbly. We tossed and turned and heard noises, and were up very early. After packing up unsteadily,  we took welcomed showers. Others were doing the same. In the Kgalagadi, nobody sleeps in. Dawn and dusk are the fleeting but priceless gems of any given day.

We faced an easy drive to Nossob, some 80 km to the north, far inside the park. It is a major intersection between two sand « roads » and the hub was said to have a store, gas station and available accommodation. We decided to get a proper room there instead of a campsite, in hopes of a better night.

Our Park permit and log was retrieved from the main gate where a ranger duly recorded our new destination; failure on our part to later surrender said log in Nossob would trigger a search. The  Park Administration didn’t want us eaten. It’s bad publicity.

We topped up our diesel tank and headed out the secondary gate that acts as a damper between the actual reserve and the inhabited compound. Still sleepy, I was fiddling with my camera in the left seat while Marie was driving us slowly on the shallow sand path, her eyes trained on the bushes, ready for anything.

Suddenly, less than 300 meters from the gate, she hissed: « Look! »

I jerked my head up but at first could not see what she was pointing at. « Jislaaik! » she said again, her voice unbelieving, « it’s a freakin’… leopard! »  And I finally saw it. The stunningly beautiful animal was right by the side of the road, oblivious to us, stalking a herd of wildebeest and their two calves.

Marie maneuvered us to a stop and I quickly aimed my camera, took a few shots, and sat back down. « Cool, » I said, satisfied. She looked at me with incredulous eyes. « Cool? That’s it? Do you realize how lucky we are? This is exceptional! » « Yeah, » I agreed, « it’s amazing! » I was happy and ready to move on to our next sighting. For all I knew - being a game reserve neophyte - the entire day was going to be a long series of stops to photograph animals like we would in a zoo.

Marie patiently explained that the odds of spotting a leopard so soon and  so close to the gate were very slim - next to none, as it would turn out from many later conversations with ex-park visitors. These were wild animals and they were spread out throughout the entire area of the park. « And this is, » she added, « a perfect sighting: no other cars around, the animal is 30 meters away, on the move and hunting. » I decided that a perfect sighting deserved more pictures and figured that I could get a much clearer shot by opening the electric roof and standing up on my seat, which I did.

The leopard continued to ignore us but we must have blown its cover. Our presence seemed to bother the wildebeest and they moved away from the road and their stalker. The  feline appeared to take this blow casually and lay down for a while, panting softly as if tasting the air. Then it got up again and started after its prey, away from us.

We got back on the road, very excited. « Poor gnous, » I said to Marie, « their young would make such a delicious breakfast for the leopard. » « Poor what? » she asked surprised. « Gnous. It’s the French word for wildebeest. » She suddenly laughed. « Now I understand, » she said, and she sang something to herself that sounded like « I’m a guh-nooo… » I looked at her concerned. The heat of the previous night might have taken a deeper toll than I’d realized. « It’s from the Muppets, » she explained with a wide smile. « Ah, » I answered. I am not Muppet-literate. No  one is perfect. But the phrase was catchy and it would stick with us for the rest of the trip.

Some 10 minutes later, having already spotted many kinds of antelopes, squirrels and other peaceful animals, we came upon a group of SUV’s piled up against each other at bizarre angles, effectively blocking the way. Drivers and passengers were pointing all kinds of cameras towards the left. Some had huge telephoto lenses that instantly made me jealous.

It took us a moment to figure out what they were staring at. Then we made out the shape of another leopard, lying in the shade of a tree. It was hard to see  because of all the cars, 5 or 6 of them, each one trying to get a better view, a cleaner shot. It appeared there was no code of ethics among game watchers. The jungle law applied to people too. First come, first served, and if you could cut off the guy in front of you, you would.

It was disappointing and we moved on, joking about how much nicer our own private sighting had been. A little bit further, once again, a couple of cars roughly parked on the side of the path slowed us down, and as it was going to be the case every time we passed a  stopped vehicle, we followed the gaze of the occupants. Then Marie and I looked at each other, incredulous. There, sitting alone in the middle of a wide open space in the dried river bed, was a leopard cub.

It had a patient and resigned attitude but was far from asleep and rather watchful, and something about its gaze smelled of underlying resolve and pride, as if it had known that its lineage was great and a day would come when it would rule over this land. We wondered if the first leopard we’d seen might have been the mother, gone hunting and having left the cub behind near a waterhole.

Everywhere in Africa, life revolves around the variable presence of waterholes. In the Kgalagadi, these are mostly located along the desiccated beds of the two rivers and because of  the incredible dryness, some of the holes have been supplemented with artificial wind-driven wells that manage to pump a miserable amount of water up from the water table below, attracting animal life in a bi-daily cycle.

At first, childishly enthusiastic, we kept a list of each species we spotted and their numbers. Eventually, though, after counting dozens or even hundreds of springbok, wildebeest, hartebeest, gemsbok (oryx) and other common animals, we stopped. There were many kinds of birds of prey and also the incredibly sized kori bustards. There were cute mongooses. There were ground squirrels, blue-headed lizards and black-backed jackals.

Less  than an hour before arriving in Nossob, we finally spotted a lion near a waterhole, already walking away towards the shade of some distant trees. A couple parked there told us that there had been three of them, young males, lying right next to the road. We decided to come back in the evening.

Nossob, too, was protected by a gated high fence. It was a medium size enclosure in which 7 or 8 bungalows cohabited with the office/info center/store/gas station. While waiting for our key, I glanced at a large sign by the registration desk labeled « Wall of shame. » On it were posted pictures of unknowing visitors that had broken the sacred Park Rules and were hence used to illustrate the do’s and don’t’s of proper game watching.

I thought the photos of cars parked across the road or into the  bushes were funny, and so were the ones showing people venturing out of their cars. Then I came upon one of a dude sticking out of his car roof to take a picture of nearby lions. The legend said: « A lion can run towards you at 6 m/s. How fast do you really think you can roll that window up or slide down inside your car and close the roof? » I showed it to Marie, embarrassed, and re-read the back of our permit. It was clearly mentioned that no body parts were allowed outside of cars. Le visiteur jura, mais un peu tard, qu’on ne l’y prendrait plus.

We settled in our own bungalow with delight and prepared for a night of grand comfort. It was still early and we agreed that after offloading and resting for a while, we’d  drive back out to the last waterhole and wait for the lions to show up - with no body parts sticking out.

The gates of Nossob close early. By 7:30 pm, everyone must be inside, or else. A sign by the gate warns visitors of a jackal problem within the compound and reminds them not to leave anything outside, food, shoes, toes and the like. But it’s a small inconvenience in comparison to the popular stories of visitors killed by felines in other unprotected areas, stories that people tell and re-tell with the chronic fascination of horror movie watchers.

By 6:00 pm, we were arriving at the waterhole. We first scanned the distant tree line but found the lions almost at our feet - all three of them lying low in the grass, resting, waiting for the heat to dissipate. The waterhole was deserted, probably because of their  presence. Well, not quite completely deserted; a solitary jackal was circling on the opposite side, unable to bring itself to close in beyond a safe distance but wanting a turn to go drink.

Eventually, we had to head back in order not to miss the closing of the gate. An enormous storm cloud was hovering on the horizon and, like any respectable cumulonimbus, was dropping considerable amounts of water on the scenery below. We watched, fascinated, as the giant dark cloud moved in our direction. We were in for a treat. Rain in the Kgalagadi is precious and rare.

Back at the compound, we started the braai  as darkness fell fast, and by the time we put the boerewors on the fire, large raindrops were splashing on our faces. We retreated underneath the relative protection of a narrow corrugated iron canopy and watched lightning illuminate the night. It rained for over an hour. At 11:00 pm, electricity was shut down throughout the compound like every night and we continued on with candles and headlamps.

In the morning, there were puddles at the bottom of each depression in the road. We headed west across the park, traversing from one riverbed to the other over desolate dunes and into a very different landscape. Gemsbock  were drinking in the puddles right on the road. We spotted a few snakes, including a dreadful Cape cobra, bright yellow and a meter long. The advertised giraffes, however, never materialized. But we found a solitary brown hyena and later a couple of lions resting under a tree near the open carcass of a wildebeest they had killed and dragged almost 100 meters across the road.

When we reached Twee Rivieren, closing our loop around the southern part of the park, we again opted for a bungalow. This being the main compound, we would now have air conditioning in our  room, a luxury so great I could barely imagine it. We moved in, unpacked and took a nap. Later we went back out for a drive into the closest portion of the road to Nossob, hoping to see a leopard again. We did better than that. We saw the mother leopard involved in a mysterious hunt along with 4 cheetahs, a Cape fox and a steenbok. Mother nature was orchestrating her dramas with a flair that, while perfectly clear for the animals, kept us guessing and puzzled.

When we got back to the 2-room bungalow, I went into the bedroom that we had left closed because it contained the AC unit, shut the door behind me and turned on the light.  A small shape flew by my head in a whoosh. I looked up, surprised. Two bats were flying in circles above me. This was a high ceiling and they quickly disappeared underneath one of the wooden beams. I frowned and looked at the bed. There were droppings everywhere, and bat droppings are known to be a rather serious health hazard. « Zut, » I said to myself, « I guess we won’t have AC tonight after all. »

I went back and broke the news to Marie. There were two additional beds in the kitchen section of the bungalow and despite the relative distance from the AC unit, they were clean and would have to do. « This is Africa, after all, » I philosophized hypocritically to Marie, being the visitor myself and her the local. For that reason, I opted not to show or even mention  the giant spider-like creature I found in the shower - body almost the size of my fist and legs everywhere. It was slow and lazy and resisted only mildly my forceful eviction through the window, but revealed, it might have been the drop that made the vase overflow.

In the morning, we got up at dawn and even before packing, went for an early last drive. We were blessed with another lion and a marvelous sighting of the same leopard cub walking straight to us to come and drink at a waterhole and then eventually walking back next to the Landcruiser and climbing into a tree.

It was the apotheosis. We left the park happy and drove south onto a new route. We were headed back to civilization. Or so we thought...

 

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Leaving behind us such amazing places as the Namib and the Kgalagadi turned our drive south into a bit of an anticlimax. We aimed for the town of Upington through which our old friend the Orange River flowed on its way towards the ocean. There too, the water’s presence drew a singular line of luxurious green vegetation across deserted and dried-up plains.

We followed the river westward and eventually reached good old N7, the same road that had led us up to our first border crossing. Heading south this time, we continued to our next stop Kamieskroon, in the heart of flower country. Of course summer isn’t a time for bloom and I had to content myself with Marie’s colorful descriptions, trying hard to picture the current harshly brown and morose land in her dress of sparkling colors.

The small town of Kamieskroon was asleep and wouldn’t wake up until the spring. It lives an ephemeral glamorous life in September each year when people pour in from the four corners of the world to come and witness an extraordinary abundance of flowers that transform arid landscapes into Van Gogh masterpieces. The rest of  the year is a long, dull and hot hibernation.

We checked in at the only hotel where a single car stood parked and got the receptionist to make a reservation for our dinner at some restaurant, as seems to be custom in small South African hotels. The other guests turned out to be from Quebec - what they were doing so far away from home, lost in Kamieskroon off season, was a puzzle.

In the evening, we got in the Landcruiser and carefully followed directions to the restaurant. We got there fast. Marie and I frowned and looked at each other. The hotel was less than 300 meters away. We could have walked over. This was a strange world.

There was nothing on the outside of the old stone barn identifying it as a restaurant, nor were there any cars in front or even signs of life.  We drove around to the large courtyard in the back and found one small car. Things were improving. Then a lady leaned out through a half stable-style door and waved. « Hi, » she said, « I was waiting for you. »

She was the owner. She was the waitress. She was the cook. She had opened the place up for us. Marie and I would be her only customers for the evening. We sat at a small table in a beautiful rustic room and spoke in a low voice while our hostess was busily cooking in the kitchen next door. There was no menu, we’d go with the flow. Her cooking skills happened to be less impressive than the old house but we were hungry and ate gratefully.

Maps out on the table, we discussed the next leg of our journey. We were to drive down, pushing on further south towards Cape Town but eventually taking a sharp turn to the west and the coast. Our research had revealed a campsite in the fishing town of Lamberts Bay and we were aiming for it.

The following morning saw us back on N7, in familiar territory. The N7 isn’t particularly pleasant to drive on because it is a major artery with only a single lane in each direction. People drive fast and not always very well. The speed limit is that of a highway, 120 km/h.

A very strange habit of South African drivers makes then pull over to the side of the road at their current driving speed to let faster vehicles pass them. It’s a surprisingly polite yet incredibly stupid practice that puts a great deal of pressure on everyone while still possibly allowing for traffic to flow smoother. The slower cars being passed end up dangerously close to the ditch, on uneven surfaces, putting their tires and pedestrians at great risk. Passing cars must still dodge to the right and cut into the opposite lane a bit, which results in vehicles often crossing each other at very close range and relative speeds of up to 250 km/h.

I was happy to leave N7 behind and head towards the ocean.  The campground at Lamberts Bay, however, was a bit of a shock. Coming from the remote northern areas and arriving on the coast was like suddenly being thrown back into the real ugly world with no transition. Nested right against the beach, the compound was surrounded by a high electric fence and serious barbed wire, giving the place the look of a concentration camp. The fence was very old and in poor condition but its purpose worried us.

I went back to the office and asked bluntly if crime was that much of an issue. « Not really, » the woman answered, « but we did have a problem in December, some stuff was stolen. » I was puzzled by her answer. I had wanted to be reassured and couldn’t understand how she could have admitted to that - it went against every ounce of business instinct I had. I looked around me. Individual sites were dirty, smelly and very few had a water tap. The ablutions block was the creepiest I’d seen. We reluctantly began to pitch the tent in a strong sea breeze that threatened to relocate it unexpectedly.

Marie wasn’t feeling very good. Suddenly, camping was not looking so appealing. « The hell with this, » I said eventually. I jumped in the car leaving Marie behind to recover and drove to a B&B we’d noticed nearby. They had a room, more expensive than camping, but clean. Big. Pretty. Comfortable. Private. And safe. I went  back to the campground, picked Marie up telling her to drop everything she was doing and took her back to the B&B with specific instructions to read, rest and relax. I then returned once more to the campground, threw the tent down, packed up, and bailed us out gracefully.

The reason for coming to this strange town had been simple: we’d made a reservation for dinner at a one-of-a-kind open air seafood restaurant called Muisbosskerm. In the evening, Marie was feeling stronger and we drove there taking along a bottle of chilled Prosecco - the little fridge still doing wonders for our moral comfort. Muisbosskerm was isolated on its own, far out of town on a dirt road along the coast. There were no concrete walls nor ceilings. The place was partitioned with what looked like thatch walls. A single narrow door led inside the enclosure where some seating space was arranged around large open air grills, fires and tables. Steps led down to a cement veranda right over the beach.

The concept was simple.  Food was cooked in front of us on the many braais and grills, in successive waves of varying dishes. It was then placed on the tables in a buffet fashion for people to come and help themselves repeatedly. There was a huge variety of local fish, seafood, some bizarre meat dishes, an amazing freshly baked bread and it all looked delicious, if quite unconventional. We sat on the veranda despite the wind and watched the sun set while we ate and drank Prosecco, our sweaters zipped up high and cheeks chilling. Dinner was supposed to last 3 hours but after a little over one, we were feeling full and content. We had coffee behind the protective  walls, away from the wind, and drove to bed.

The night was good but we couldn’t get out of Lamberts Bay fast enough in the morning. It would remain a nasty stain on our trip memories. Our next stop was the Cape Columbine Nature Reserve, further south on the coast. The reserve was supposed to have many small campsites and we hoped to make up for the previous night’s failure. It was a brief drive away, on a road strangely sprinkled with  tortoises which we had to avoid like as many landmines.

When we reached the reserve, a kilometer or so outside of Paternoster, a thick fog bank had rolled in from the sea and limited visibility to a few hundred meters. We passed a gate and explained we would « just have a look at campsites », not taking any chances this time. But soon, we knew we were going to stay. The first campsite we drove to on a narrow sand path, was isolated, private and right on a pebble beach framed by high granite boulders. It was lovely.

It was barely noon, this had been our shortest driving day of the trip. Unknown to us though, it was also going to be the longest night...

 

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We further explored the Cape Columbine Nature Reserve just in case, found many other great camping spots, mostly deserted, but the first one prevailed. The air was thick with moisture, the ocean calm and the temperature comfortable. We pitched right on the beach, 5 meters away from a small bay. Light wind carried many ocean smells and the strange faint sound of a horde of barking dogs. We listened curiously for a while and had to go investigate; it turned out there was a huge sea lion colony upwind along the shoreline.

Having set up camp in the fog, we went back to Paternoster and had lunch at a restaurant overlooking a long sandy beach onto which dozens of colorful fishing boats had been pulled. This was also a fishing town but while Lamberts Bay had been overwhelmed by the presence of a large commercial fishing and canning company, this was more subdued and pretty. Locals were selling lobsters at street corners and we had been advised to carefully inspect their catch before buying; the poor animals imperatively had to still be alive to be considered fresh and edible.

We decided to shop at the source and went straight down to the beach, where Marie managed to score the two largest lobsters of the day off a boat just returning from sea. They cost 60 rands each or a rough total of $US 12.00, were enormous and quite alive. We took them back and started planning our supper.

Marie inherited the gruesome job of preparing the poor crustaceans and I looked around at the fog lifting slowly, delighted by how isolated we were. A small building at the park entrance could be seen in the distance, and a very bad ablutions block next to it. Apart from that, civilization was invisible. A small pick-up truck drove by slowly on the upper path in one direction, and then the other, its driver looking around either curiously or purposefully. We didn’t talk about it but it would later turn out we had both wondered what he was looking at, or for, and worried a little.

The lobsters, grilled to perfection and served with a minimalist butter and garlic sauce, were delicious. A few rain drops began to fall and forced me to improvise a tarp canopy, but we then sat and ate and stared silently at the water, happy. This was nature at its best. No one around, peace and quiet, wonderful food, wine, and the best company. We lit our candles and relaxed. Later, long after darkness had fallen, we cleaned around a bit and went to bed.

But we never fell asleep. Marie, after having bravely slept through our nights in the desert and endured the close proximity of wild animals, had finally met her Waterloo. While nature had never managed to scare her beyond reasonable limits, it was our return to civilization and the re-emerging knowledge of her country’s troubled past and crime-plagued present that overwhelmed her.

Her senses became acutely aware of every sound and movement in a kilometer radius and the relative protection of our tent’s enclosure acted as an amplifier for each potentially threatening micro-event. The sound of a nearby car driving to a campsite down the road was suddenly loaded with danger and even the irregular sea lion barking morphed into occasional human voices that seemingly converged on our location. I tried to help and get her to relax, experimenting with rolling the window screens up, then down, then half-way up, and half-way down, changing sides, explaining a noise, rationalizing a shadow. But time passed and things only deteriorated. I realized that no sleep would be achieved this way. My poor Marie was terrified. And to my complete surprise, slowly, her arguments began getting to me too.

We were quite isolated in a remote area, with no help to be found anywhere close, stuck inside a tent in pitch black darkness with no view outside. Well, I’d done that before. The park’s gate was wide open to allow returning campers through during the night. Yup, that was a concern. We could not have seen anybody come at us until it was too late. Uh-uh, annoying too. And this was South Africa. Yeah, so? There were nearby settlements but a high social fence separated us from them. Our level of wealth compared to that of locals was mind boggling. Despite the fact that we were camping, we had more with us on this trip then most of them would own in a lifetime. We must have been temptation incarnate. That was bad. And then Marie had all those hair-raising stories, real ones, and she kept current with the news, and she had grown up in troubled times. Her experience was not one I could easily dismiss. Damn.

And of course there was the recent reality of our nights in Constantia, where private armored guards patrolled the streets, where every door was shut carefully and locked and then secured with iron bars, where outside flood lights were turned on in the middle of the night when dogs started barking, where I had fumbled once for a light switch on the wall and hit a panic button by mistake - almost starting a siren that would have waken up the entire neighborhood, where garden fences lined with barbed wire had been cut and intrusion only avoided because of the dogs’ watchful presence. There were also in-family stories of break-ins and hijacks. They painted a gloomy picture. Little by little, doubt crept in. What if?

I tried to reason with myself, to put things in perspective, to bring her worries on par with the odds, and logic. But the night is a time for fear and chickens. Mankind has long fought darkness in its quest for safety and I could now see that despite all our modern arrogance, we weren’t that different from our ancestors piled up in fear at the bottom of a cave, waiting for the night to pass and hoping for a chance to live yet another day.

There was the recent reality of our nights in Constantia, where private armored guards patrolled the streets, where every door was shut carefully and locked and then secured with iron bars, where outside flood lights were turned on in the middle of the night when dogs started barking, where garden fences lined with barbed wire had been cut and intrusion only avoided because of the dogs’ watchful presence.

Finally, around 11:30 pm, I made a decision and turned over to sleepless Marie. « All right, » I said, « here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to take a watch until the morning and you, my dear, will get some sleep after all. » She fought the idea politely but I think she was relieved and I made her promise to actually get some sleep.

So I got dressed and took both headlamps with me outside, along with a small pepper spray we’d bought before the trip not knowing what to expect in terms of madmen or mad cows. I also had my two pocket knives, of which the Swiss Army knife was the fiercest weapon, able to inflict cork-screw eye wounds and tooth pick punctures of an incredible magnitude. I zipped the tent up carefully behind me as the night was getting chilly and peering through the obscurity, took a deep breath and wondered how Rambo would have negotiated this.

Our campsite was protected on two sides by the frigid ocean. Nothing more than a mad sea lion could have come at us from that direction. To the north stretched the narrow access road, deeply sandy and curving sharply right into a blind corner. It only led to our site where it ended in a circular cul-de-sac. Beyond it were only boulders and the water but a walking path continued to the next campsite, out of sight behind a low outcropping, a strange and creepy group of corrugated iron shacks covered with fishing nets and used as dormitories.

I figured these two directions were our position’s weak flanks and decided to set up my perimeter accordingly. Marie had earlier blocked the access road with a row of improvised landmines (stones), preventing vehicles from direct access unless the stones were removed. I spun the Landcruiser around that way, providing easy illumination of the road if needed and readying it for an escape. I then placed a LED headlamp on the hood and shone it towards the path. At the rear of the car, I placed our single gas lantern on the ground behind a tire opposite the tent, so that it wouldn’t blind me but still lit up the footpath and surrounding bushes. Then I positioned myself next to the tent, between the car and the lights, with a convenient view in all four directions, the tent only blocking a section of shoreline. I decided not to sit down to avoid falling asleep and began my watch by making a thermos of coffee on the gas burner.

The weather was very unsettled. The wind had picked up and was blowing hard to sea, bringing in low patches of thick rainy clouds and then tearing them up in no time. Stars began to shine at intervals, bright and crisp and cold, and soon hidden again in light rain. I tried to keep quiet, not to worry Marie or wake her up, and had to constantly refrain from looking at my watch. Time flowed by very lazily.

I considered hiding my face with war paint but decided against it. I’d gotten the axe out of the car and kept it handy, but my plan’s strength resided in dissuasion rather than force. I intended to keep some light up all night and make it clear that someone was awake and watchful. If the man in the pick-up had indeed been scouting possible targets, he’d have to account for not so passive resistance. But I did wish I had an AK-47 or a light saber.

The first false alarm was caused by a gust of wind that knocked dishes down and threw me into serious tachycardia and hyperventilation. I used the sudden flow of adrenaline to valiantly pick-up the dishes and re-arranged them neatly on our camping table.

Around 2:30 am, the gas lantern began to weaken faster and soon died. My southern flank was left exposed. I grabbed the second headlamp I had been saving for recon’ missions outside the perimeter, aimed it at the footpath and went back to my station. I still hadn’t sat down once. I’d been occupying myself with the stars when they shone and the prospect of a good breakfast when they flinched.

About an hour later, the first headlamp failed. These LED lights are good for many hours but we had been using them the entire trip. I switched the second lamp to the front of the car and used a candle to create some light towards the footpath. As long as I avoided looking at any strong light source, my eyes had greatly adjusted to the dark and I could see pretty well around me. I placed a second candle in a wind protector behind the tent to prevent any attempts at a beach landing. With a bit of luck, dawn wouldn’t be long now, and the need for light would drop along with the threat level.

By 4:30 am, I began to shiver a little. I had been standing at attention for almost 5 hours.

The second false alarm was the result of too many readings of The Lord of the Rings. I caught in my peripheral vision a silhouette sneaking by just beyond the perimeter. I immediately drew Dart and noticing its blade glowed with a bluish flame, I deducted it must have been an Orc. Whatever it was, it never came back.

By 4:30 am, I began to shiver a little. I had been standing at attention for almost 5 hours. My standards lowered by a stronger need, I reached for the blanket protecting the rear seat of the Landcruiser. It smelled strongly of dogs and was covered in their hair, but it brought me a sense of warmth and comfort. I wrapped it around me tightly and finally sat down on a camping chair, alertness blunted by fatigue and senses numbed by the cold. « How can I be cold in Africa? » I wondered distractedly.

At last, around 5:00 or 6:00 am, the night gave up its fight and let light prevail over darkness. My watch was over. Danger had not come close. We had made it through one more adventure - one that, I decided, I would never tell anyone about. (I guess I changed my mind. I enjoy making a fool of myself retrospectively.)

I woke Marie up and reported that we were safe from human monsters and Co. Then I admitted I was a little tired and would take a short nap. She got up and bravely assumed the watch despite the terrifying daylight now surrounding her. I was out for 3 hours. When I woke up, still cold and groggy, fresh coffee was waiting for me and breakfast was served. We looked at each other and burst in laughter, embarrassed and relieved. This one would go down in the annals.

« There is no such thing as fearless people, only fearless moments. »

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That day, again, it was a short drive inland to the Kersefontein farm, where we had booked a night. The farm came highly recommended and had been  upgraded into a hospitality establishment by owner J., an member in good standing of the Cape Aristocracy who had been reported to be the star of the show.

We arrived early and, unannounced, were greeted in the courtyard by another guest, a friendly German who explained that our host had gone to town and would be back in a while. The staff weren’t sure which one our room was going to be, so famished, we settled for a picnic off the back of the Landcruiser, right in the middle of the place.

It was a pretty farm. The buildings were old and very Cape Dutch, arranged in a long alley framed by tall eucalyptus and surrounded by open fields. The main house, the size of a small castle, faced away from the alley and was theatrically enhanced by a neatly trimmed lawn and plane trees.

We unpacked our food box and opened the fridge briefly for some cheese and wine. Soon, we were joined by a couple of cats that obviously had long rehearsed their friendly act and began rubbing against our legs, tails entwined, eyes  begging and cuteness set to maximum.

But another strange farm character arrived soon thereafter and claimed our attention. It was a sheep. Its wool was long, incredibly dirty and smelled awful but the animal was obviously tame and accustomed to human presence. It immediately showed interest in our food and when nothing was given, it began some rubbing of its own, except the purpose was scratching an itch and the instrument, our car.

By then the German guy had come back to chat and we  jokingly commented on the sheep’s buffing of the dirty Landcruiser. Secretly, I was having a hard time not chasing it away with my foot up its buttocks.

Eventually, a car arrived and we figured our host had shown up. He indeed walk over to us after having a chat with some of his staff, glanced disapprovingly at our picnic setup and said: « And who do we have here? » I thought it was a strange sentence and labeled him as different, but cut him some slack. We introduced ourselves and I noticed that Marie, who is usually outspoken and friendly, was staying strangely reserved and quiet. The guy did most of the talking. He showed us our room but spent too much time going on and on about his flying over the Namib Desert. He was a pilot. My slack probably cam from that knowledge.

He invited us to join every one at the bar at 7:00 pm and left, somehow managing to make it all look story-like, and he was the center of it. I half expected to show up at the bar and be surrounded by hunters  speaking about their kills as would have been the case in, say, Congo 50 years ago. There was an subdued smell of snobbishness in the air. Or maybe it was elitism, or even racism. But it didn’t smell good. As guests, however, we seemed to stand on the right side of things. For now.

We took a walk to a small graveyard nearby and I had a chance to inspect the owner’s Cessna that was parked by a dirt airstrip. The plane didn’t  impress me. It was dirty and seemed poorly maintained. Then we dressed up for dinner, to some extend, and headed for the bar. It occupied one of the many individual buildings of the farm, probably an old barn or stables of some kind. The walls were covered with aviation memorabilia, most of it old and military. We were among the first to arrive and being asked what we would drink, we decided for Greygoose Martinis.

J. didn’t really know how to mix them and seemed to improvise with much help from the assistance. They turned out poorly. Marie, intrigued by the decor, asked him what the link was between him and military flying. « I was a lawyer in the Air Force, » he answered bluntly, his tone putting an abrupt end to the subject, on the edge of rudeness.

More guests arrived and were introduced  to each other. My initial feeling of being suddenly thrown into a movie increased tenfold. The manners, the accents, the tones, the attitudes were all there. Too much pride. A touch of disdain. Carefully crafted attitudes. Polite but absentminded ears. Predominance of the word « I ». And very, very well hidden racial subtleties.

The sheep was given beer from the bottle by a young indefinite of J.’s entourage. A mysterious triangle had emerged between 3 males and left a pregnant woman aside. I was hoping my frowning was only inner-based.

We moved on to the main house for dinner. A long table had been set in a richly decorated room and everyone was attributed a seat upon arrival in an order that had obviously been pre-arranged and confirmed bizarre rules  while strengthening the triangle. There was a silent order casting its shroud at that table, the ruling of a class we no longer belonged to.

The conversation, like that of any dinner, began its roller-coaster around the table, never failing to return to the one end where sat our host like a king on his throne. He spoke a lot, always of himself or of things he knew best, and pushed the art of interruption to a masterful level. I could feel Marie’s blood pressure rise as she fought to avoid voicing out her opinions too icily when the topic became edgy, and it often did. I also noticed with great annoyance that his colored kitchen staff were serving us without really ever looking at us, but constantly glancing towards their master. The expression on their face wasn’t very hard to place: they seemed afraid.

J.’s table might have been long, old and fancy, its food was nothing to write home about. In fact to this day, I have no recollection whatsoever of what we ate. Later, we were led to the adjacent living room and offered coffee. I must admit that the furniture was superb. There was enough in this house to create an impressive museum. J. obviously took major pride in this and he spoke at great length of the origin of this and that, but my attention span had began to fade seriously, and more worryingly, my stomach was rapidly getting quite upset.

Bats were flying over our heads and people were instinctively hunching down on their sofas and chairs, which seemed to amuse our host a great deal. My head began to spin and cold sweat washed over me like an arctic tide. The thought of throwing up in publi c became too much and while Marie was withstanding the affected verbal assaults of a ridiculous little man, I suddenly stood up and left the room unsteadily, involuntarily banging the door behind me in my rush. I had planned to stop at the nearby washroom but found my way out of long hallways decorated with old paintings and headed to our room where I collapsed.

I’ll spare you the details. It was a painful night, and the morning only saw me feeling worse. The thought of having to get on the road and drive back to Cape Town was a horrible ordeal and I doubted even having the strength to get up. My stomach was terribly upset, I was dizzy and probably had quite a fever judging by the waves of cold and warm that got me to pull up the blanket  and then throw it away repeatedly.

Marie was so worried that she got me an appointment with a doctor in Cape Town. We were only an hour or two away. I wondered through my nausea if I had eaten something bad or this was just a bug, or maybe some tropical disease finally catching me off guard.

But against all odds, by 10:00 am or so, I was feeling a little better and we got under way. There would be no driving for me, but we still decided to stop briefly in Langebaan to see the stunning turquoise waters. We made Constantia in early afternoon and I spent my last energy  helping Marie unload the Landcruiser, while the corgis danced around us in pure ecstasy. When we were done and boxes and bags had been piled up inside the house, I excused myself and collapsed again on my bed, empty.

This was not the triumphant return I had envisioned. There would, of course, be lots of time for stories and slideshows. There would be many lively dinners, wine flowing along with the tales of our journey and more tales echoing from others, memories flying across the table like tennis balls on a court. There would be many long and patient hours spent at our computers blogging and processing thousands of photos. And there would, eventually, come a time for nostalgia and more dreams, and the cycle would start all over again. This had been an extraordinary trip.

But for now, I just needed to sleep.

 

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